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1 ;;; Zone file for distorted.org.uk
2
3 (load "hosts.lisp" :verbose nil)
4
5 ;;;--------------------------------------------------------------------------
6 ;;; Anycast services.
7
8 (defvar *anycast-routable-families* (list :ipv6))
9
10 (defzoneparse :anycast (name data rec :prefix prefix :zname zname)
11 (destructuring-bind (any-provider default-provider &rest other-providers)
12 data
13
14 ;; First, the default address. If the anycast network is preferred then
15 ;; this is easy; otherwise we have something complicated to do because
16 ;; IPv6 anycast addresses are globally routable, while IPv4 ones aren't.
17 (if (zone-preferred-subnet-p (car any-provider))
18 (zone-set-address #'rec (cdr any-provider) :make-ptr-p t)
19 (do-host (addr (cdr any-provider))
20 (let ((family (ipaddr-family addr)))
21 (if (member family *anycast-routable-families*)
22 (zone-set-address #'rec addr
23 :family family :make-ptr-p t)
24 (zone-set-address #'rec (cdr default-provider)
25 :family family :make-ptr-p nil)))))
26
27 ;; Now for all of the others.
28 (dolist (provider (list* any-provider default-provider other-providers))
29 (zone-set-address #'rec (cdr provider)
30 :make-ptr-p (eq provider any-provider)
31 :name (domain-name-concat prefix
32 (zone-parse-host
33 (car provider)
34 zname))))))
35
36 ;;;--------------------------------------------------------------------------
37 ;;; Hostname abbreviations.
38
39 (defvar *abbrev-subdomain*
40 (make-domain-name :labels '("abbrev") :absolutep nil))
41 (defparameter *abbrev-used* (make-hash-table :test #'equal))
42
43 (defzoneparse :abbrev (name data rec :zname zname)
44 (let* ((domain (zone-parse-host data
45 (domain-name-concat *abbrev-subdomain*
46 zname)))
47 (key (princ-to-string domain))
48 (existing (gethash key *abbrev-used*)))
49 (when existing
50 (error "Abbrev collision for ~A between ~A and ~A."
51 domain existing name))
52 (setf (gethash key *abbrev-used*) name)
53 (rec :name domain
54 :type :cname
55 :data name)))
56
57 ;;;--------------------------------------------------------------------------
58 ;;; Other definitions.
59
60 (setf *default-zone-admin* "hostmaster@distorted.org.uk")
61
62 (setf *default-zone-source* 'radius.distorted.org.uk.)
63
64 ;;;--------------------------------------------------------------------------
65 ;;; Main zone definition.
66
67 (defzone distorted.org.uk
68
69 ;; Nameservers.
70 :ns #+view/inside ((radius.ns :ip radius)
71 (precision.ns :ip precision)
72 (telecaster.ns :ip telecaster)
73 (vampire.ns :ip vampire))
74 #-view/inside ((radius.ns :ip radius)
75 (precision.ns :ip precision)
76 (telecaster.ns :ip telecaster)
77 (mythic-beasts-1.ns :ip mythic-ns1)
78 (mythic-beasts-2.ns :ip mythic-ns2)
79 (chiark.ns :ip chiark.greenend.org.uk))
80
81 ;; Mail servers.
82 ((@ mail blackhole)
83 :mx mail
84 :srv ((:smtp mail)))
85 ((lists bugs cryptomail)
86 :ttl 300
87 :mx mail
88 :srv ((:smtp old-mail)))
89
90 (stratocaster.20140403._domainkey
91 :dkim ("stratocaster-20140403"
92 :v "DKIM1" :k "rsa" :h "sha256" :s "email"))
93
94 ;; Anycast services.
95 (dns0 :anycast ((any dns0.any)
96 (jump precision.jump)
97 (colo precision.colo)
98 (dmz radius.dmz)
99 (unsafe radius.unsafe)))
100 (dns1 :anycast ((any dns1.any)
101 (jump telecaster.jump)
102 (dmz vampire.dmz)
103 (unsafe vampire.unsafe)
104 (colo telecaster.colo)))
105 (dns :cname dns0)
106
107 (ntp0 :anycast ((any ntp0.any)
108 (jump fender.jump)
109 (dmz ibanez.dmz)
110 (unsafe ibanez.unsafe)
111 (colo fender.colo)))
112 (ntp1 :anycast ((any ntp1.any)
113 (dmz vampire.dmz)
114 (unsafe vampire.unsafe)))
115 (ntp :cname ntp0)
116
117 (www-cache :anycast ((any www-cache.any)
118 (jump telecaster.jump)
119 (dmz roadstar.dmz)
120 (unsafe roadstar.unsafe)
121 (colo telecaster.colo)))
122 (wpad :cname www-cache)
123
124 (_kerberos :txt "DISTORTED.ORG.UK")
125 (krb0 :anycast ((any krb0.any)
126 (jump precision.jump)
127 (dmz radius.dmz)
128 (unsafe radius.unsafe)
129 (colo precision.colo)))
130 (krb1 :anycast ((any krb1.any)
131 (dmz vampire.dmz)
132 (unsafe vampire.unsafe)))
133 (krb-master (unsafe :svc radius.unsafe)
134 (dmz :svc radius.dmz))
135 :srv (((:kerberos :protocol :udp)
136 krb0
137 (krb1 :prio 100))
138 ((:kerberos-master :protocol :udp :port 88) krb-master)
139 (:kerberos-adm krb-master)
140 ((:kpasswd :protocol :udp) krb-master))
141 (krb :cname krb0)
142
143 ;; Other services.
144 :srv ((:http www)
145 (:ftp ftp))
146
147 ;; Colocated services.
148 ((irc vox keys) (colo :svc jazz.colo :sshfp "jazz")
149 (jump :svc jazz.jump :sshfp "jazz"))
150 ((git www mail) (colo :svc stratocaster.colo :sshfp "stratocaster")
151 (jump :svc stratocaster.jump :sshfp "stratocaster"))
152 ((www @) :tlsa (:https (:service-certificate-constraint
153 :certificate :sha-256 #p"http-server-www#1")))
154 (git :tlsa (:https (:trust-anchor-assertion
155 :certificate :sha-256 #p"distorted-ca")))
156 (www-cache :tlsa (3127 (:trust-anchor-assertion
157 :certificate :sha-256 #p"distorted-ca")))
158 (mail :tlsa ((:smtp :submission :imap)
159 (:trust-anchor-assertion
160 :certificate :sha-256 #p"distorted-ca")))
161 :svc #+view/inside stratocaster.colo
162 #-view/inside stratocaster.jump
163 (cabal :svc stratocaster.colo :sshfp "stratocaster")
164 ((db ftp) (colo :svc telecaster.colo :sshfp "telecaster")
165 (jump :svc telecaster.jump :sshfp "telecaster"))
166 (dyndns :svc telecaster.jump :sshfp "telecaster")
167
168 ;; Local services.
169 ((rawk pifi) (unsafe :svc artist.unsafe)
170 (dmz :svc artist.dmz))
171 (mirror (dmz :svc roadstar.dmz :sshfp "roadstar")
172 (unsafe :svc roadstar.unsafe :sshfp "roadstar"))
173 ((wiki bugs old-mail i2p) :svc vampire :sshfp "vampire")
174
175 ;; Internal services.
176 #+view/inside ((news lpr) :svc vampire.unsafe :sshfp "vampire")
177
178 ;; Anonymity services.
179 (anon (colo :svc jazz.colo)
180 (unsafe :svc vampire.unsafe)
181 (jump :addr anon.jump)
182 (dmz :addr anon.dmz))
183
184 ;; Fancy connectivity.
185 (iodine (jump :svc jazz.jump))
186
187 ;; Colocated hosts.
188 (colo :net colo)
189 (jump :net jump)
190 (gate (jump :addr gate.jump :sshfp "precision"))
191 (fender :abbrev f (colo :abbrev fc) (jump :abbrev fj))
192 (fender (colo :addr fender.colo :sshfp "fender")
193 (jump :addr fender.jump :sshfp "fender"))
194 (precision :abbrev p (colo :abbrev pc) (jump :abbrev pj) (vpn :abbrev pv))
195 (precision (colo :addr precision.colo :sshfp "precision")
196 (jump :addr precision.jump :sshfp "precision")
197 (vpn :addr precision.vpn :sshfp "precision"))
198 (telecaster :alias tele :abbrev t
199 (colo :alias tele.colo :abbrev tc)
200 (jump :alias tele.jump :abbrev tj))
201 (telecaster (colo :addr telecaster.colo :sshfp "telecaster")
202 (jump :addr telecaster.jump :sshfp "telecaster"))
203 (stratocaster :alias strat :abbrev s
204 (colo :alias strat.colo :abbrev sc)
205 (jump :alias strat.jump :abbrev sj))
206 (stratocaster (colo :addr stratocaster.colo :sshfp "stratocaster")
207 (jump :addr stratocaster.jump :sshfp "stratocaster"))
208 (jazz :abbrev z (colo :abbrev zc) (jump :abbrev zj) (vpn :abbrev :zv))
209 (jazz (colo :addr jazz.colo :sshfp "jazz")
210 (jump :addr jazz.jump :sshfp "jazz")
211 (vpn :addr jazz.vpn :sshfp "jazz")
212 (iodine :addr jazz.iodine :sshfp "jazz"))
213
214 ;; Media server (on loan to Good Technology HSTG).
215 (jaguar :abbrev jag)
216 (jaguar (jump :addr jaguar.jump :sshfp "jaguar"))
217
218 ;; Nicko's server.
219 (richmond (jump :svc richmond.jump))
220
221 ;; Entry is via little router box.
222 (dmz :net dmz)
223 (guvnor (dmz :addr guvnor.dmz))
224 (nat (dmz :addr nat.dmz))
225
226 ;; Wireless gateway.
227 (wireless :net wireless)
228 (evolution (safe :addr evolution.safe))
229 (evolution :alias evo)
230
231 ;; Switches.
232 (grigsby :alias tp0)
233 (grigsby (safe :addr grigsby.safe))
234 (carling :alias tp1)
235 (carling (safe :addr carling.safe))
236 (tritan :alias tp2)
237 (tritan (safe :addr tritan.safe))
238
239 ;; Wired ethernet.
240 (unsafe :net unsafe)
241 (safe :net safe)
242 (untrusted :net untrusted)
243 (vampire :abbrev v
244 (unsafe :abbrev vu) (dmz :abbrev vd) (vpn :abbrev vv)
245 (safe :abbrev vs) (untrusted :abbrev vx))
246 (vampire (unsafe :addr vampire.unsafe :sshfp "vampire")
247 (dmz :addr vampire.dmz :sshfp "vampire")
248 (vpn :addr vampire.vpn :sshfp "vampire")
249 (safe :addr vampire.safe :sshfp "vampire")
250 (untrusted :addr vampire.untrusted :sshfp "vampire"))
251 (ibanez :abbrev i (unsafe :abbrev iu) (dmz :abbrev id))
252 (ibanez (unsafe :addr ibanez.unsafe :sshfp "ibanez")
253 (dmz :addr ibanez.dmz :sshfp "ibanez"))
254 (radius :abbrev r
255 (unsafe :abbrev ru) (dmz :abbrev rd) (vpn :abbrev rv)
256 (safe :abbrev rs) (untrusted :abbrev rx))
257 (radius (unsafe :addr radius.unsafe :sshfp "radius")
258 (dmz :addr radius.dmz :sshfp "radius")
259 (vpn :addr radius.vpn :sshfp "radius")
260 (safe :addr radius.safe :sshfp "radius")
261 (untrusted :addr radius.untrusted :sshfp "radius"))
262 (roadstar :abbrev rg (unsafe :abbrev rgu) (dmz :abbrev rgd))
263 (roadstar (unsafe :addr roadstar.unsafe :sshfp "roadstar")
264 (dmz :addr roadstar.dmz :sshfp "roadstar"))
265 (jem :abbrev j (unsafe :abbrev ju) (dmz :abbrev jd))
266 (jem (unsafe :addr jem.unsafe :sshfp "jem")
267 (dmz :addr jem.dmz :sshfp "jem"))
268 (artist :abbrev a
269 (unsafe :abbrev au) (dmz :abbrev ad) (untrusted :abbrev ax))
270 (artist (unsafe :addr artist.unsafe :sshfp "artist")
271 (dmz :addr artist.dmz :sshfp "artist")
272 (untrusted :addr artist.untrusted :sshfp "artist"))
273 (groove :abbrev gr)
274 (groove (unsafe :addr groove.unsafe :sshfp "groove"))
275
276 ;; DHCP hosts.
277 (gibson :cname gibson.dhcp :abbrev g)
278 (lespaul :cname lespaul.dhcp)
279 (firebird :cname firebird.dhcp)
280 (marauder :cname marauder.dhcp)
281 (invader :cname invader.dhcp)
282 (gretsch :cname gretsch.dhcp)
283
284 ;; Virtual network.
285 (vpn :net vpn)
286 (crybaby :abbrev cb)
287 (crybaby (vpn :addr crybaby.vpn :sshfp "crybaby"))
288 (terror (vpn :addr terror.vpn :sshfp "terror"))
289 (orange :abbrev o)
290 (orange (vpn :addr orange.vpn :sshfp "orange"))
291 (haze :abbrev h)
292 (haze (vpn :addr haze.vpn :sshfp "haze"))
293 (iodine :net iodine)
294
295 ;; ITS.
296 (its :net its)
297 (gw (its :addr gw.its))
298 (mz (its :addr mz.its))
299
300 ;; Strange things.
301 (blackhole (jump :addr blackhole.jump))
302
303 ;; Delegations.
304 (dhcp :ns ((radius.ns.dhcp :ip radius)
305 (precision.ns.dhcp :ip precision)
306 (telecaster.ns.dhcp :ip telecaster)
307 (vampire.ns.dhcp :ip vampire)))
308 (dyn :ns ((radius.ns.dyn :ip radius)
309 (precision.ns.dyn :ip precision)
310 (telecaster.ns.dyn :ip telecaster)
311 (vampire.ns.dyn :ip vampire)))
312 (dnserr :ns ((radius.ns.dnserr :ip radius.dmz)
313 (precision.ns.dnserr :ip precision.jump)
314 (telecaster.ns.dnserr :ip telecaster)
315 (vampire.ns.dnserr :ip vampire.dmz)))
316 (io :ns ((ns.io :ip jazz.jump))))
317
318 ;;;--------------------------------------------------------------------------
319 ;;; Other subsidiary zones.
320
321 (defzone dhcp.distorted.org.uk
322 (gibson :addr gibson.unsafe)
323 (crybaby :addr crybaby.unsafe)
324 (lespaul :addr lespaul.safe)
325 (invader :addr invader.safe)
326 (marauder :addr marauder.safe))
327
328 (defzone nicko.org
329 (richmond :addr richmond.jump))
330
331 (defrevzone trusted
332 :ns (radius.distorted.org.uk.
333 precision.distorted.org.uk.
334 telecaster.distorted.org.uk.
335 vampire.distorted.org.uk.)
336 :reverse unsafe
337 :reverse vpn
338 :reverse colo
339 :reverse its
340 :reverse any
341 (dhcp :ns (radius.distorted.org.uk.
342 precision.distorted.org.uk.
343 telecaster.distorted.org.uk.
344 vampire.distorted.org.uk.))
345 :multi (((dhcp safe) :family :ipv4 :suffix "199.29.172.dhcp") :cname *))
346
347 (defrevzone (dmz :family :ipv6)
348 :ns (radius.distorted.org.uk.
349 precision.distorted.org.uk.
350 telecaster.distorted.org.uk.
351 vampire.distorted.org.uk.)
352 :reverse dmz)
353
354 (defrevzone (dmz :family :ipv4)
355 (144-159 :ns (radius.distorted.org.uk.
356 precision.distorted.org.uk.
357 telecaster.distorted.org.uk.
358 vampire.distorted.org.uk.))
359 :multi ((dmz :suffix "144-159") :cname *))
360
361 (defzone 144-159.204.49.62.in-addr.arpa
362 :ns (radius.distorted.org.uk.
363 precision.distorted.org.uk.
364 telecaster.distorted.org.uk.
365 vampire.distorted.org.uk.)
366 :reverse ((((:ipv4 dmz)))))
367
368 (defrevzone (jump :family :ipv6)
369 :ns (radius.distorted.org.uk.
370 precision.distorted.org.uk.
371 telecaster.distorted.org.uk.
372 vampire.distorted.org.uk.)
373 :reverse jump)
374
375 (defrevzone (jump :family :ipv4)
376 (64-79 :ns (radius.distorted.org.uk.
377 precision.distorted.org.uk.
378 telecaster.distorted.org.uk.
379 vampire.distorted.org.uk.))
380 :multi ((jump :suffix "64-79") :cname *))
381
382 (defzone 64-79.198.13.212.in-addr.arpa
383 :ns (radius.distorted.org.uk.
384 precision.distorted.org.uk.
385 telecaster.distorted.org.uk.
386 vampire.distorted.org.uk.)
387 :reverse ((((:ipv4 jump)))))
388
389 (defrevzone distorted.org.uk-he
390 :ns (radius.distorted.org.uk.
391 precision.distorted.org.uk.
392 telecaster.distorted.org.uk.
393 vampire.distorted.org.uk.)
394 :reverse distorted.org.uk-he)
395
396 (defrevzone distorted.org.uk-jump
397 :ns (radius.distorted.org.uk.
398 precision.distorted.org.uk.
399 telecaster.distorted.org.uk.
400 vampire.distorted.org.uk.)
401 :reverse distorted.org.uk-jump)
402
403 (defzone io.distorted.org.uk
404 :ns ((ns :ip jazz.jump))
405 (about :txt "Fake zone used for IP-over-DNS tunnelling."))
406
407 ;;;----- That's all, folks --------------------------------------------------