!vdir P/Monty Python's Flying Circus (sketches)
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!season 1
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2 Whither Canada?
‘It's Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’; Famous deaths
Italian Lesson
Arthur ‘Two-Sheds’ Jackson
Picasso/cycling race
The funniest joke in the world
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4 Sex and Violence
Flying sheep
French lecture on sheep-aircraft
The wrestling epilogue
Cartoon – Cowboys, baby carriage and the musical statue
The mouse problem
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5 How to Recognize Different Types of Tree from Quite a Long Way Away
Court scene (witness i coffin/Cardinal Richelieu)
The larch
Stolen newsreader
Children's interview
Nudge nudge
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6 Owl-Stretching Time
Live from the Cardiff Rooms, Libya/Song (‘And Did Those Feet’)
Art gallery
Cartoon – Changing on the beach
Rustic monologue
Secret Service dentists
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7 Man's Crisis of Identity in the Latter Half of the Twentieth Century
Confuse-a-Cat
The smuggler
Silly job interview
Careers advisory board
Burglar/encyclopædia salesman
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8 It's the Arts
Caption costs
Cartoon – Autograph/Introduction to ‘It's the Arts’
A Scotsman on a horse/Young Lochinvar
Cartoon – Vicious baby carriage
Twentieth-Century Vole (Irving C. Saltzberg)
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16 You're No Fun Any More
Camel spotting
Cartoon – Band concert
Science fiction sketch: Man turns into Scotsman
Police station
Blancmanges playing tennis
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2 Full Frontal Nudity
Vox pops on nudity and the permissive society
Army protection racket
Dead parrot
The flasher
Hell's Grannies
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4 The Ant, an Introduction
Llamas
A man with a tape recorder up his nose
The refreshment room at Bletchley (Kenny Lust introduction)
Hunting film
The visitors
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5 Untitled
Walk-on part in sketch
Bank robber (lingerie shop)
Letters to ‘Daily Mirror’
Strangers in the night
Cartoon – Animals eating
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6 The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes to the Bathroom
The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes to the Bathroom
Letter (lavatorial humour); Cartoon – More lavatorial humour
The Battle of Trafalgar
Batley Townswomen's Guild presents the Battle of Pearl Harbour
Undertakers film
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7 The Naked Ant
A signal box somewhere near Hove
Falling from building
Cartoon – Smoking a pipe
Ken Shabby
How far can a minister fall? (Party political broadcast by the Woody Party)
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8 Intermission
Cartoon – Intermission
Restaurant (abuse/cannibalism)
Psychiatry – silly sketch
Operating theatre (squatters)
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!season 2
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2 ‘Face the Press’
‘Face the Press’
New cooker sketch
Cartoon – Flying European monarchs, shaving; Tobacconists (prostitute advert)
The Ministry of Silly Walks
The Piranha brothers (Ethel the Frog)
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4 The Spanish Inquisition
Man-powered flight
The Spanish Inquisition
‘Julius Cæsar’ on an Aldis lamp
Court scene (charades)
The Spanish Inquisition on a bus
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5 Déjà Vu
A bishop rehearsing
Flying lessons
Psychiatrist milkman
Complaints
Déjà vu
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6 The Buzz Aldrin Show
Cartoon – Metamorphosis
Architect sketch
After-shave (less naughty chemist)
Vox pops
Police Constable Pan-Am
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7 Live from the Grill-o-mat
Live from the Grill-o-mat snack bar, Paignton
‘Blackmail’
The man who is alternately rude and polite
Docuemntary on boxer (Ken Clean-Air System)
Host on a bus
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8 It's a Living
‘It's a Living’
The time on BBC 1
Registry office (marriage)
Cartoon – The prince and the black spot
Election Night Special (Silly and Sensible parties)
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16 The Attila the Hun Show
‘The Attila the Hun Show’
Attila the Nun
Test match
The Epsom furniture race
‘Take Your Pick’ (‘Spot the Brain Cell’)
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2 Archæology Today
Trailer (BBC autumn shows)
Cartoon – Archæology
Michelangelo
Colin Mozart (ratcatcher)
Judges again
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4 How to Recognize Different Parts of the Body
‘How to Recognize Different Parts of the Body’
Bruces
There's been a murder
Europolice Song Contest
‘Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong’ (song)
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5 Scott of the Antarctic
French subtitled film (‘La Fromage Grande’)
Scott of the Antarctic
Fish licence
Derby Coucil v. All Blacks rugby match
Long John Silver Impersonators v. Bournebouth Gynæcologists
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6 How Not to Be Seen
Conquistador coffee campaign
Rpeeating groove
Interview in filing cabinet
‘Yummy yummy’
Monty Python's Flying Circus again in thirty seconds
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7 Spam
‘The Black Eagle’
Dirty Hungarian phrasebook
Cartoon – Hamlet linking Gumby flowers
Gumby flower arranging
Spam
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8 Royal Episode 13
The queen will be watching
Coal mine (historical argument)
Lifeboat (cannibalism)
Undertaker's sketch
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!season 3
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2 Whicker's World
Court scene – multiple murderer
Cartoon – Detectives examine prisoner
Stock Exchange report
Mrs Premise and Mrs Conclusion visit Jean-Paul Sartre
Whicker Island
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4 Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular
Emigration from Surbiton to Hounslow
Schoolboys' Life Assurance Company
The BBC is short of money
Puss in Boots
‘It's’ (chat show)
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5 The Money Programme
‘The Money Programme’
‘There is nothing quite so wonderful as money’ (song)
Hitting on the head lessons
Inspector Flying Fox of the Yard
One more minute of Monty Python's Flying Circus
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6 Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror
‘Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror’
The man who speaks in anagrams
Neurotic announcers
The news with Richard Baker (vision only)
‘The Pantomime Hose is a Secret Agent Film’
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7 The All-England Summarize Proust Competition
Summarize Proust Competition
Everest climbed by hairdressers
Language laboratory
Travel agent; Watney's Red Barrel
Theory on Brotosauruses by Anne Elk (Miss)
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8 The War Against Pornography
Tory Housewives Clean-up Campaign
Gumby brain specialist
Expedition to Lake Pahoe
The silliest interview we've ever had
The silliest sketch we've ever done
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16 Salad Days
Biggles dictates a letter
Cartoon – Flying sheep, traffic accidents
Apology
The news with Richard Baker
Seashore interlude film
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2 The Cycling Tour
Mr Pither
Clodagh Rogers
Smolensk
Bingo-crazed Chinese
Cartoon – ‘Jack in a Box’
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4 The Nude Organist
Bomb on plane
A naked man
The British Well-Basically Club
Cartoon – Algon opening
Prices on the planet Algon
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5 E. Henry Tripshaw's Disease
Tudor jobs agency
Pornographic bookshop
Thripshaw's disease
Silly noises
Sherry-drinking vicar
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6 Dennis Moore
‘Boxing Tonight’ – Jack Bodell v. Sir Kenneth Clark
Dennis Moore; Lupins
Off-Licence
Still More Dennis Moore
‘Prejudice’
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7 A Book at Bedtime
‘A Book at Bedtime’: ‘Redgauntlet’
McKamikaze Scotsmen
Rival documentaries
‘Dad's Doctors’ (trail)
‘Dad's Pooves’ (trail)
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8 Grandstand
Thames TV introduction
‘Light Entertainment Awards’: Dickie Attenborough
Credits of the Year
The dirty vicar sketch
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!season 4
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2 The Golden Age of Ballooning
Montgolfier Brothers
Cartoon – Montgolfier brothers wash each other
Louis XIV
George III
Zeppelin
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4 Michael Ellis
Department store; Buying an ant
At home with the ant and other pets; Documentary on ants
Poetry reading (ants)
Toupée
Different endings
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5 Light Entertainment War
‘Up Your Pavement’
RAF banter
Show-jumping (musical)
Newsflash (Germans)
‘When Does a Dream Begin?’ (song)
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6 Hamlet
Bogus psychiatrists
‘Nationwide’: police helmets
Dentists, live from Epsom
Queen Victoria Handicap
Match of the Day results
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7 Mr Neutron
Post box ceremony
Mr Neutron arrives
Bombings
Mrs S.C.U.M.
‘Conjuring Today’
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8 Party Political Broadcast
‘Most Awful Family in Britain’
Icelandic Honey Week
!vdir F/A Bit of Fry and Laurie
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!season 1
!epno 0
-3 Pilot
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+3 Pilot
Customs Camera; Holiday Photographs; Problems Around the Eye Area; The Privatisation of the Police Force
Critics; Deodorant; ‘How Lovely I Was’; Soup/Suit
Mystery (song); You Can't Make an Omelette (Gordon & Stuart 1); The Word ‘Gay’; Toy Car Showroom
Tales of War; Australian Soap Opera
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4
Parent Power
Hugh's Poem; Young People; SAS
The West Indies: A Nation of Cricketers; Spoonbending with Mr Nude
Censored; Haircut
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5
Information; Sound Name (Derek Nippl-e); Language Conversation
America (song); Chatshow
Spies One; Beggar; Hand Exercise
Troubleshooters (Dammit 0)
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6
Hugh's Brain; Gordon and Stuart Eat Greek (Gordon & Stuart 2)
Costume Design; Doctor Tobacco
Open University; Spies Two
Special Squad
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7
Trouser-Competition Introduction; Prize Poem
Awful Smell (Stole My Sketch 1); Madness
Antique Shop (Stole My Sketch 2); Spies Three; Light Metal (The Bishop & The Warlord) (song)
Bank Loan; Nipples; Inspector Venice (Stole My Sketch 3); Tomorrow's World
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8
Lavatories; Critics One; Judge Not
Critics Four; Ignored Teacher
That's It (Silhouettes 1); Hugh's Favourite Sketch; Critics (heavily edited mixture between Critics Two)
The ‘Burt’; Christening; Swiss Comedy (Heidi and Johann Smell Just Right)
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9
Marjorie's Fall; Puppy Appeal; Leave It Out (Silhouettes 2)
Girlfriend's Breasts; Spies Four
Violence; Chicken
Cocoa; Tony of Plymouth (Sword Fight)
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!season 2
-; language converstion (Continued in Series Two's "Beauty and Ideas")
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Time Where Did You Go (Introduction/Dancercises); Flushed Grollings
Dammit 1; Fast Talker; Grandfather's Things
Psychiatrist; Commentators
Spies/Pulse (Spies 5); ‘Michael Jackson’ performing ‘Move It on Out Girl’
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4
Tideymans Carpets Introduction/The Spillage That Wasn't (Tideymans)
Spies/Pigeons (Spies 6); Trick or Treat (Tideymans); Play It Again, Sam
Major Donaldson; Dammit 2 (Tideymans)
‘Improvised’ Sketch/First Lines (Tideymans)
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5
Swearing; Witness; Over to You
Jewellry; Hugh's Girlfriends
Mystery Objects; Society; Dammit 4
Bottom Fondling
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6
‘Big’ Introduction; Dinner with Digby
Returning Suits; Hard Man's Record (Alan 1); Small Talk
Dammit Lavatories (Dammit 5); The Robert Robinsons; Spies/Telescope (Spies 7)
Stephen and Hugh Become Big/‘A Bit of Little & Large’
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7
MBE Introduction; This Is Dominic Appleguard; Rhodes Boysons
Amputated Genitals
The Cause (Jack & Freddy/Neddy 1, Gordon & Stuart 3)
The Cause (cont.); Where Eagles Dare
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8
Satire/Tribute (‘Where Is the Lid?’ song)
Yellow Pages; Beauty and Ideas (Language Conversation 2); Anarchy
Dammit Church (Dammit 5); First Kiss; ‘Borrowing a Fiver off…’
Spies/Firing (Spies 8); ‘Introducing My Grandfather to…’; A Vision of Britain; Wrong Directions (after credits)
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!season 3
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2
A Word, Timothy; Very Upset; Love Me Tender (song) (serenading Nicholas Parsons); Milk Pot
The Department (Alan 2)
Stephen's Song (song); Psychiatrists
Cocktail Ending: Whisky Thunder
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3
Condom Quickie; Embassy; Ampersands
Duel; There Ain't But One Way (Kickin' Ass) Song (song); Petrol Attendants
Jobs; European Deal
Cocktail Ending: A Slow Snog with a Distant Relative
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4
We Haven't Met; Names
The Other Department (Alan 3); Hey Jude (song); The Day I Forgot My Legs
Firing; Question of Sport; Balloon-o!; Shoe Shop (Mr Dalliard 1)
Cocktail Ending: Everything in the Till and No Sudden Moves
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5
Get Well Card; ‘Photocopying My Genitals with…’
My Ass; My Ass Critique; News Report; Patriotism
AA; Marmalade; Too Long, Johnny (song); The Red Hat of Patferrick (Gelliant Gutfright 1)
Cocktail Ending: A Mug of Horlicks
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6
Balls; Soup or Broth
Mental Health; World Sport: Bushwallyta; Spaghetti; Aromusician
Countdown to Hell; The New Cause (Jack & Freddy/Neddy 2); Neddy PM (Jack & Freddy/Neddy 3)
Cocktail Ending: Beef Goulash
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7
Magazine Leaflets; My Dear Boy; Joke Shop
Horrormen; Tahitian Kitchen; My Favourite Pants
Devil's Music (The Bishop and the Warlord); ‘Flying a Light Aircraft with…’
Cocktail Ending: Berliner Credit Sequence
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!season 4
-2 With John Bird and Jane Booker
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+2 With John Bird and Jane Booker
Grey and Hopeless; Guests Introduction
Blame; Charter
Jane's Poem; Smell; All We Gotta Do (song); Channel Changer
Wonderful Life; Cocktail Ending: Golden Meteorite
-3 With Fiona Gillies and Kevin McNally
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+3 With Fiona Gillies and Kevin McNally
Dog Hamper; Hugh's Bandage; Child Abuse
Guests Introduction; Going for Gold; I'm in Love with Steffi Graf (song)
Lovers' Helper; Fascion
Avenger; Operational Criteria; Cocktail Ending: Long, Confident Suck
-4 With Imelda Staunton and Clive Mantle
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+4 With Imelda Staunton and Clive Mantle
Vox Pops; Guests Introduction
Barman; Interruptus; Little Girl (song)
Making Tea; For Some Reason Angry
Don't Be Dirty; Cocktail Ending: South Seas Vulvic Wart
-5 With Caroline Quentin and Patrick Barlow
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+5 With Caroline Quentin and Patrick Barlow
Good Evening; Guests Introduction; Football School
Models (Mr Dalliard 2); Hugh Interviewing Guests
The Polite Rap (song); Head Gardener
Flowers for Wendy (Gelliant Gutfright 2); Cocktail Ending: A Quick One With You, Stephen
-2 With Phyllida Law and Stephen Moore
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+2 With Phyllida Law and Stephen Moore
Oprah Winfrey; Guests Introduction
Grand Prix; Tribunal
Red and Shiny; Pooch
Disgusting; Wasps; Cocktail Ending: Swinging Ballsack
-3 (no guests)
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+3 (no guests)
Stolen Money; Young Tory of the Year
Variety; Gossiping Heads
Death Threat; What I Mind (Misunderstood) (song); Honda
The Duke of Northampton; Cocktail Ending: Silver Prostate
-4 With Janine Duvitski and Robert Daws
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+4 With Janine Duvitski and Robert Daws
Guests Introduction; Religianto
Consent
Sophisticated Song (song); Fast Monologue; Telephone Alert
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