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   5 !season 1
   6 2 Whither Canada?
   7         ‘It's Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’; Famous deaths
   8         Italian Lesson
   9         Whizzo butter
  10         ‘It's the Arts’ – Sir Edward Ross
  11         Arthur ‘Two-Sheds’ Jackson
  12         Picasso/cycling race
  13         The funniest joke in the world
  14 4 Sex and Violence
  15         Flying sheep
  16         French lecture on sheep-aircraft
  17         Pepperpots discuss French philosophers
  18         Cartoon – The Thinker
  19         A man with three buttocks
  20         A man with two noses
  21         Musical mice
  22         Marriage guidance counsellor
  23         The wacky queen
  24         Working-class playwright
  25         A Scotsman on a horse
  26         Cartoon – Flying sheep
  27         The wrestling epilogue
  28         Cartoon – Cowboys, baby carriage and the musical statue
  29         The mouse problem
  30 5 How to Recognize Different Types of Tree from Quite a Long Way Away
  31         Court scene (witness i coffin/Cardinal Richelieu)
  32         The larch
  33         Bicycle Repair Man
  34         Children's stories
  35         Cartoon – Animals and clergy
  36         Donkey rides
  37         Restaurant sketch (dirty fork)
  38         Cartoon – ‘Purchase a Past’ commercial
  39         Seduced milkmen
  40         Stolen newsreader
  41         Children's interview
  42         Nudge nudge
  43 6 Owl-Stretching Time
  44         Live from the Cardiff Rooms, Libya/Song (‘And Did Those Feet’)
  45         Art gallery
  46         Art critic
  47         It's a man's life in the modern army
  48         Undressing in public (changing on the beach)
  49         Self-defence against fresh fruit
  50         Cartoon – Changing on the beach
  51         Rustic monologue
  52         Secret Service dentists
  53 7 Man's Crisis of Identity in the Latter Half of the Twentieth Century
  54         Confuse-a-Cat
  55         The smuggler
  56         A duck, a cat and a lizard (discussion)
  57         Vox pops on smuggling
  58         Police raid
  59         Letters and vox pops
  60         Newsreader arrested
  61         Erotic film
  62         Cartoon – Charles Fatless
  63         Silly job interview
  64         Careers advisory board
  65         Burglar/encyclopædia salesman
  66 8 It's the Arts
  67         Caption costs
  68         Cartoon – Autograph/Introduction to ‘It's the Arts’
  69         Johann Gombolputty … von Hauptkopf of Ulm
  70         Cartoon – Censored
  71         Non-illegal robbery
  72         Vox pops
  73         Crunchy frog
  74         The dull life of a City stockbroker
  75         Cartoon – Superhero
  76         Red Indian in theatre
  77         Policemen make wonderful friends
  78         A Scotsman on a horse/Young Lochinvar
  79         Cartoon – Vicious baby carriage
  80         Twentieth-Century Vole (Irving C. Saltzberg)
  81 16 You're No Fun Any More
  82         Camel spotting
  83         Cartoon – Band concert
  84         You're no fun any more
  85         The audit
  86         Science fiction sketch: Man turns into Scotsman
  87         Police station
  88         Blancmanges playing tennis
  89 2 Full Frontal Nudity
  90         Vox pops on nudity and the permissive society
  91         Army protection racket
  92         Cartoon – Full frontal nudity
  93         More vox pops
  94         Art critic – the place of the nude
  95         Buying a bed
  96         Too silly
  97         Hermits
  98         Cartoon – Meat grinder
  99         Dead parrot
 100         The flasher
 101         Hell's Grannies
 102 4 The Ant, an Introduction
 103         Llamas
 104         A man with a tape recorder up his nose
 105         Kilimanjaro expedition/Sir George Head (double vision)
 106         A man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose
 107         Cartoon – Clergyman selling encyclopædias
 108         Homicidal barber
 109         Lumberjack song
 110         Gumby crooner
 111         The refreshment room at Bletchley (Kenny Lust introduction)
 112         Hunting film
 113         The visitors
 114 5 Untitled
 115         Walk-on part in sketch
 116         Bank robber (lingerie shop)
 117         Trailer (Tonight's programmes with Henry Unction)
 118         Arthur Tree
 119         Cartoon – Wooden impressions
 120         Vocational guidance counsellor (chartered accountant)
 121         David Unction link
 122         The first man to jump the Channel (Ron Obvious)
 123         Tunnelling from Godalming to Java
 124         Pet conversions
 125         Gorilla librarian
 126         Letters to ‘Daily Mirror’
 127         Strangers in the night
 128         Cartoon – Animals eating
 129 6 The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes to the Bathroom
 130         The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes to the Bathroom
 131         Letter (lavatorial humour); Cartoon – More lavatorial humour
 132         Interruptions (‘The World of History’)
 133         Agatha Christie sketch
 134         Undertakers film
 135         Literary football discussion (Jimmy Buzzard interview)
 136         Undertakers film (undertakers and naked ladies)
 137         Interesting people
 138         Tired undertakers
 139         Cartoon – Coffins
 140         Eighteenth century social legislation (‘The World of History’)
 141         The Battle of Trafalgar
 142         Batley Townswomen's Guild presents the Battle of Pearl Harbour
 143         Undertakers film
 144 7 The Naked Ant
 145         A signal box somewhere near Hove
 146         Falling from building
 147         Cartoon – Falling people, magician, opening titles
 148         ‘Spectrum’ – talking about things
 149         Visitors from Coventry
 150         Mr Hilter
 151         The Minehead by-election
 152         Police station (silly voices)
 153         Upperclass Twit of the Year
 154         Cartoon – Smoking a pipe
 155         Ken Shabby
 156         How far can a minister fall?  (Party political broadcast by the Woody Party)
 157 8 Intermission
 158         Cartoon – Intermission
 159         Restaurant (abuse/cannibalism)
 160         Advertisements (pearls for swine)
 161         Albatross
 162         Comeback to my place
 163         Me Doctor
 164         Historical impersonations
 165         Cartoon – Historical impersonations
 166         Quiz progamme – ‘Wishes’
 167         Police fairy stories
 168         ‘Probe-around’ on crime
 169         Stonehenge
 170         Mr Attila the Hun
 171         Psychiatry – silly sketch
 172         Operating theatre (squatters)
 173
 174 !season 2
 175 2 ‘Face the Press’
 176         ‘Face the Press’
 177         New cooker sketch
 178         Cartoon – Flying European monarchs, shaving; Tobacconists (prostitute advert)
 179         The Ministry of Silly Walks
 180         The Piranha brothers (Ethel the Frog)
 181 4 The Spanish Inquisition
 182         Man-powered flight
 183         The Spanish Inquisition
 184         Jokes and novelties salesman
 185         Cartoon – Suddenly animated head
 186         Tax on thingy
 187         Vox pops
 188         Photos of Uncle Ted (Spanish Inquisition)
 189         The semaphore version of ‘Wuthering Heights’
 190         ‘Julius Cæsar’ on an Aldis lamp
 191         Court scene (charades)
 192         The Spanish Inquisition on a bus
 193 5 Déjà Vu
 194         A bishop rehearsing
 195         Flying lessons
 196         Hijacked plane (to Luton)
 197         The Poet McTeagle
 198         Psychiatrist milkman
 199         Complaints
 200         Déjà vu
 201 6 The Buzz Aldrin Show
 202         Cartoon – Metamorphosis
 203         Architect sketch
 204         How to give up being a Mason
 205         Cartoon – Anti-Masonic therapy
 206         Motor insurance sketch
 207         ‘The bishop’
 208         Living room on pavement
 209         East Midland Poet Board
 210         A choice of viewing (nude man)
 211         Cartoon – The five frog curse
 212         Chemist sketch
 213         Words not to be used again
 214         After-shave (less naughty chemist)
 215         Vox pops
 216         Police Constable Pan-Am
 217 7 Live from the Grill-o-mat
 218         Live from the Grill-o-mat snack bar, Paignton
 219         ‘Blackmail’
 220         Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things
 221         Escape (from film)
 222         Cartoon – Escape
 223         Current affairs
 224         Cartoon – Escape continues
 225         Accidents sketch
 226         Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
 227         Cartoon – Piggy bank hunting
 228         The man who is alternately rude and polite
 229         Docuemntary on boxer (Ken Clean-Air System)
 230         Host on a bus
 231 8 It's a Living
 232         ‘It's a Living’
 233         The time on BBC 1
 234         School prize-giving
 235         ‘if’ – a film by Mr Dibley
 236         ‘Rear Window’ – a film by Mr Dibley
 237         ‘Finian's Rainbow’ (starring the man from the off-licence)
 238         Foreign Secretary
 239         Dung (Book of the Month Club)
 240         Dead Indian
 241         Timmy Williams interview
 242         Raymond Luxury-Yacht interview
 243         Cartoon – Sexual athletes
 244         Registry office (marriage)
 245         Cartoon – The prince and the black spot
 246         Election Night Special (Silly and Sensible parties)
 247 16 The Attila the Hun Show
 248         ‘The Attila the Hun Show’
 249         Attila the Nun
 250         Secretary of State striptease
 251         Vox pops on politicians
 252         Ratcatcher
 253         Wainscotting
 254         Cartoon – Killer sheep
 255         The news for parrots
 256         The news for gibbons
 257         Today in Parliament
 258         The news for wombats
 259         Cartoon – Attila the Bun
 260         The Idiot in Society
 261         Test match
 262         The Epsom furniture race
 263         ‘Take Your Pick’ (‘Spot the Brain Cell’)
 264 2 Archæology Today
 265         Trailer (BBC autumn shows)
 266         Cartoon – Archæology
 267         ‘Archæology Today’ (flaming star)
 268         Silly vicar (appeal for sanity)
 269         Leapy Lee
 270         Registrar (wife swap)
 271         Silly doctor sketch (immediately abandoned)
 272         Cartoon – Soccer, eggs diamond, book ad
 273         Mr and Mrs Git
 274         Mosquito hunters
 275         Poofy judges
 276         Mrs Thing and Mrs Entity
 277         Beethoven's mynah bird
 278         Shakespeare
 279         Michelangelo
 280         Colin Mozart (ratcatcher)
 281         Judges again
 282 4 How to Recognize Different Parts of the Body
 283         ‘How to Recognize Different Parts of the Body’
 284         Bruces
 285         Naughty bits
 286         The man who contradicts people
 287         Cosmetic surgery (Raymond Luxury-Yacht)
 288         Camp square-bashing
 289         Cartoon – Killer cars
 290         Cut-price airline
 291         Batley Townswomen's Guild presents the first heart transplant
 292         The first underwater production of ‘Measure for Measure’
 293         The Death of Mary Queen of Scots
 294         Exploding penguin on TV set
 295         There's been a murder
 296         Europolice Song Contest
 297         ‘Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong’ (song)
 298 5 Scott of the Antarctic
 299         French subtitled film (‘La Fromage Grande’)
 300         Scott of the Antarctic
 301         Scott of the Sahara
 302         Cartoon – Conrad Poohs and his dancing teeth
 303         Fish licence
 304         Derby Coucil v. All Blacks rugby match
 305         Long John Silver Impersonators v. Bournebouth Gynæcologists
 306 6 How Not to Be Seen
 307         Conquistador coffee campaign
 308         Rpeeating groove
 309         Ramsay MacDonald striptease
 310         Job hunter
 311         Cartoon – Chinese communist conspiracy, Crelm toothpaste, Shrill petrol
 312         Agatha Christie sketch (railway timetables)
 313         Mr Nevlle Shunt
 314         Film director (teeth)
 315         City gents vox pops
 316         ‘Crackpot Religions Ltd’
 317         ‘How not to be seen’
 318         Crossing the Atlantic on a tricycle
 319         Interview in filing cabinet
 320         ‘Yummy yummy’
 321         Monty Python's Flying Circus again in thirty seconds
 322 7 Spam
 323         ‘The Black Eagle’
 324         Dirty Hungarian phrasebook
 325         Court (phrasebook)
 326         Cartoon – Student demonstration, World Forum opening titles
 327         Communist quiz (World Forum)
 328         ‘Ypres 1914’ – abandoned
 329         Art gallery strike
 330         Cartoon – Art gallery strike
 331         ‘Ypres 1914’
 332         Hospital for over-actors
 333         Cartoon – Hamlet linking Gumby flowers
 334         Gumby flower arranging
 335         Spam
 336 8 Royal Episode 13
 337         The queen will be watching
 338         Coal mine (historical argument)
 339         The man who says things in a very roundabout way
 340         The man who speaks only the ends of words
 341         The man who speaks only the beginnings of words
 342         The man who speaks only the middles of words
 343         Cartoon – Crelm toothpaste
 344         Commercials
 345         How to feed a goldfish (fish club)
 346         The man who collects birdwatchers' eggs
 347         Cartoon – Spiny Norman, ‘Insurance sketch’ titles
 348         Insurance sketch
 349         Queen tunes in
 350         Hospital run by RSM
 351         Mountaineer; Exploding version of ‘The Blue Danube’
 352         Girls' boarding school
 353         Submarine
 354         Lifeboat (cannibalism)
 355         Undertaker's sketch
 356
 357 !season 3
 358 2 Whicker's World
 359         Court scene – multiple murderer
 360         Cartoon – Detectives examine prisoner
 361         Icelandic saga (‘Njorl's Saga’)
 362         Court scene (Viking)
 363         Stock Exchange report
 364         Mrs Premise and Mrs Conclusion visit Jean-Paul Sartre
 365         Whicker Island
 366 4 Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular
 367         Emigration from Surbiton to Hounslow
 368         Schoolboys' Life Assurance Company
 369         How to rid the world of all known diseases
 370         Mrs Niggerbaiter explodes
 371         Vicar/salesman
 372         Cartoon – Anatomy chart
 373         Farming Club: ‘Life of Tschaikowsky’
 374         Trim-Jeans Theatre
 375         Cartoon – Compère
 376         Fish-slapping dance
 377         Cartoon – Nationalistic fish
 378         World War One (abandon ship)
 379         The BBC is short of money
 380         Puss in Boots
 381         ‘It's’ (chat show)
 382 5 The Money Programme
 383         ‘The Money Programme’
 384         ‘There is nothing quite so wonderful as money’ (song)
 385         Erizabeth L
 386         Fraud film squad
 387         Cartoon – Police hunt for Visconti impersonator
 388         Salvation fuzz/church police
 389         Cartoon – Heaven/women in jungle
 390         Jungle restaurant
 391         Apology for violence and nudity
 392         Ken Russell's ‘Gardening Club’
 393         The lost World of Roiurama
 394         Six more minutes of Monty Python's Flying Circus
 395         Argument clinic
 396         Hitting on the head lessons
 397         Inspector Flying Fox of the Yard
 398         One more minute of Monty Python's Flying Circus
 399 6 Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror
 400         ‘Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror’
 401         The man who speaks in anagrams
 402         Anagram quiz
 403         Merchant banker
 404         Pantomime horses
 405         Life and death struggles
 406         Cartoon – The househunters
 407         Mary recruitment office
 408         Bus conductor sketch
 409         The man who makes people laugh uncontrollably
 410         Army captain as clown
 411         Gestures to indicate pauses in a televised talk (‘The Bols Story’)
 412         Neurotic announcers
 413         The news with Richard Baker (vision only)
 414         ‘The Pantomime Hose is a Secret Agent Film’
 415 7 The All-England Summarize Proust Competition
 416         Summarize Proust Competition
 417         Everest climbed by hairdressers
 418         Cartoon – ‘A magnificent festering’
 419         Fire brigade
 420         Our Eamonn
 421         ‘Party Hints’ with Veronica Smalls
 422         Cartoon – Communist revolutions
 423         Language laboratory
 424         Travel agent; Watney's Red Barrel
 425         Theory on Brotosauruses by Anne Elk (Miss)
 426 8 The War Against Pornography
 427         Tory Housewives Clean-up Campaign
 428         Gumby brain specialist
 429         Cartoon – Art appreciation
 430         Mulluscs – ‘live’ TV documentary
 431         The Minister for Not Listening to People
 432         Tuesday docmentary/children's story/party political broadcast
 433         Aplogy (politicians)
 434         Expedition to Lake Pahoe
 435         The silliest interview we've ever had
 436         The silliest sketch we've ever done
 437 16 Salad Days
 438         Biggles dictates a letter
 439         Cartoon – Flying sheep, traffic accidents
 440         Climbing the north face of the Uxbridge Road
 441         Lifeboat
 442         Old lady snoopers
 443         ‘Storage jars’
 444         Cartoon – Television is bad for your eyes
 445         The show so far
 446         Cheese shop
 447         Philip Jenkinson on Cheese Westerns
 448         Sam Peckinpah's ‘Salad Days’
 449         Apology
 450         The news with Richard Baker
 451         Seashore interlude film
 452 2 The Cycling Tour
 453         Mr Pither
 454         Clodagh Rogers
 455         Trotsky
 456         Smolensk
 457         Bingo-crazed Chinese
 458         Cartoon – ‘Jack in a Box’
 459 4 The Nude Organist
 460         Bomb on plane
 461         A naked man
 462         Ten seonds of sex
 463         Housing project built by characters from nineteenth-century English literature
 464         M1 interhange built by characters from ‘Paradise Lost’
 465         Mystico and Janet – flats built by hypnosis
 466         ‘Mortuary Hour’
 467         Cartoon – Animator, flying saucers
 468         The Olympic hide-and-seek final
 469         Donkey rides
 470         The Cheap-Laughs
 471         Bull-fighting
 472         The British Well-Basically Club
 473         Cartoon – Algon opening
 474         Prices on the planet Algon
 475 5 E. Henry Tripshaw's Disease
 476         Tudor jobs agency
 477         Pornographic bookshop
 478         Elizabethan pornography smugglers (Sir Philip Sydney)
 479         Cartoon – ‘Gay boys in bondage’
 480         Silly disturbances (the Rev Arthur Belling)
 481         Cartoon – Shooting gallery
 482         The free repetition of doubtful words sketch, by an underrated author
 483         ‘Is there?’… life after death?
 484         The man who says words in the wrong order
 485         Thripshaw's disease
 486         Silly noises
 487         Sherry-drinking vicar
 488 6 Dennis Moore
 489         ‘Boxing Tonight’ – Jack Bodell v. Sir Kenneth Clark
 490         Dennis Moore; Lupins
 491         What the stars foretell
 492         Doctor
 493         Cartoon – Ambulance chasers
 494         ‘TV4 or not TV4’ discussion
 495         More Dennis Moore
 496         Ideal Loon Exhibition
 497         Cartoon – Plan 38A
 498         Off-Licence
 499         Still More Dennis Moore
 500         ‘Prejudice’
 501 7 A Book at Bedtime
 502         ‘A Book at Bedtime’: ‘Redgauntlet’
 503         McKamikaze Scotsmen
 504         No Time to Lose
 505         Cartoon – No time Toulouse
 506         More McKamikaze Scotsmen
 507         Cartoon – 2001
 508         Penguins; BBC programme planners
 509         Unexploded Scotsman
 510         ‘Spot the Looney’
 511         Rival documentaries
 512         ‘Dad's Doctors’ (trail)
 513         ‘Dad's Pooves’ (trail)
 514 8 Grandstand
 515         Thames TV introduction
 516         ‘Light Entertainment Awards’: Dickie Attenborough
 517         The Oscar Wilde sketch
 518         Cartoon – Charwoman
 519         David Niven's fridge
 520         Pasolini's film ‘The Third Test Match’
 521         New brain from Curry's
 522         Blood donor
 523         International Wife-Swapping
 524         Credits of the Year
 525         The dirty vicar sketch
 526
 527 !season 4
 528 2 The Golden Age of Ballooning
 529         Montgolfier Brothers
 530         Cartoon – Montgolfier brothers wash each other
 531         Louis XIV
 532         George III
 533         Zeppelin
 534 4 Michael Ellis
 535         Department store; Buying an ant
 536         At home with the ant and other pets; Documentary on ants
 537         Ant communication
 538         Cartoon – Ants
 539         Poetry reading (ants)
 540         Toupée
 541         Different endings
 542 5 Light Entertainment War
 543         ‘Up Your Pavement’
 544         RAF banter
 545         Trivializing the war
 546         Courtmartial
 547         Basingstoke in Westphalia; ‘Anything Goes In’ (song)
 548         Film trailer
 549         The public are idiots
 550         The last five miles of the M2; Programme titles conference
 551         Cartoon – Television centre
 552         Woody and tinny words
 553         Show-jumping (musical)
 554         Newsflash (Germans)
 555         ‘When Does a Dream Begin?’ (song)
 556 6 Hamlet
 557         Bogus psychiatrists
 558         ‘Nationwide’: police helmets
 559         Father-in-law
 560         Hamlet and Ophelia
 561         Cartoon – Paratroopers
 562         Boxing match aftermath
 563         Boxing commentary
 564         Piston engine (a bargain)
 565         A room in Polonius's house
 566         Dentists, live from Epsom
 567         Queen Victoria Handicap
 568         Match of the Day results
 569 7 Mr Neutron
 570         Post box ceremony
 571         Mr Neutron arrives
 572         F.E.A.R. (or) Mr Neutron Is Missing
 573         Teddy Salad (CIA agent)
 574         Bombings
 575         Mrs S.C.U.M.
 576         ‘Conjuring Today’
 577 8 Party Political Broadcast
 578         ‘Most Awful Family in Britain’
 579         Icelandic Honey Week
 580         A doctor whose patients are stabbed by his nurse
 581         Brigadier and bishop
 582         Cartoon – Opera Singer
 583         Appeal on behalf of extremely rich peple
 584         The man who finishes other people's sentences
 585         David Attenborough: the walking tree of Dahomey
 586         The batsmen of the Kalahari: cricket match (assegais)
 587         BBC News (handovers)