--- /dev/null
+## -*-conf-*-
+### Statically defined hosts.
+###
+### This file is maintained on ibanez: edit it there and run `update-slaves'.
+
+###--------------------------------------------------------------------------
+### Standard infrastructural names.
+
+## IPv4 names.
+127.0.0.1 localhost
+224.0.0.1 all-hosts.mcast.net all-hosts
+224.0.0.2 all-routers.mcast.net all-routers
+
+## IPv6 names.
+::1 ip6-localhost ip6-loopback
+fe00::0 ip6-localnet
+ff00::0 ip6-mcastprefix
+ff02::1 ip6-allnodes
+ff02::2 ip6-allrouters
+
+###--------------------------------------------------------------------------
+### Hosts on the local network.
+
+## Globally routable addresses.
+62.49.204.145 guvnor.dmz.distorted.org.uk guvnor.dmz
+2001:470:1f09:1b98::1 guvnor.dmz.distorted.org.uk guvnor.dmz
+62.49.204.146 radius.dmz.distorted.org.uk radius.dmz rd
+2001:470:1f09:1b98::2 radius.dmz.distorted.org.uk radius.dmz rd
+62.49.204.147 roadstar.dmz.distorted.org.uk roadstar.dmz rgd
+2001:470:1f09:1b98::3 roadstar.dmz.distorted.org.uk roadstar.dmz rgd
+62.49.204.148 jem.dmz.distorted.org.uk jem.dmz jd
+2001:470:1f09:1b98::4 jem.dmz.distorted.org.uk jem.dmz jd
+62.49.204.149 artist.dmz.distorted.org.uk artist.dmz ad
+2001:470:1f09:1b98::5 artist.dmz.distorted.org.uk artist.dmz ad
+62.49.204.150 vampire.dmz.distorted.org.uk vampire.dmz vd
+2001:470:1f09:1b98::6 vampire.dmz.distorted.org.uk vampire.dmz vd
+62.49.204.153 ibanez.dmz.distorted.org.uk ibanez.dmz id
+2001:470:1f09:1b98::9 ibanez.dmz.distorted.org.uk ibanez.dmz id
+62.49.204.156 anon.dmz.distorted.org.uk anon.dmz
+2001:470:1f09:1b98::c anon.dmz.distorted.org.uk anon.dmz
+62.49.204.158 nat.distorted.org.uk nat.dmz nat
+
+## Unsafe but trusted network.
+172.29.199.1 radius.distorted.org.uk radius.unsafe radius r ru
+2001:470:9740:1::1 radius.distorted.org.uk radius.unsafe radius r ru
+172.29.199.2 roadstar.distorted.org.uk roadstar.unsafe roadstar rg rgu
+2001:470:9740:1::2 roadstar.distorted.org.uk roadstar.unsafe roadstar rg rgu
+172.29.199.3 jem.distorted.org.uk jem.unsafe jem j ju
+2001:470:9740:1::3 jem.distorted.org.uk jem.unsafe jem j ju
+172.29.199.4 artist.distorted.org.uk artist.unsafe artist a au
+2001:470:9740:1::4 artist.distorted.org.uk artist.unsafe artist a au
+172.29.199.5 vampire.distorted.org.uk vampire.unsafe vampire v vu
+2001:470:9740:1::5 vampire.distorted.org.uk vampire.unsafe vampire v vu
+172.29.199.14 ibanez.distorted.org.uk ibanez.unsafe ibanez i iu
+2001:470:9740:1::e ibanez.distorted.org.uk ibanez.unsafe ibanez i iu
+172.29.199.17 groove.distorted.org.uk groove.vpn groove gr
+2001:470:9740:1::11 groove.distorted.org.uk groove.vpn groove gr
+
+## Safe, trusted network.
+172.29.199.193 radius.safe.distorted.org.uk radius.safe rs
+2001:470:9740:4001::1 radius.safe.distorted.org.uk radius.safe rs
+172.29.199.194 vampire.safe.distorted.org.uk vampire.safe vs
+2001:470:9740:4001::2 vampire.safe.distorted.org.uk vampire.safe vs
+172.29.199.195 evolution.distorted.org.uk evolution.safe evolution evo
+2001:470:9740:4001::3 evolution.distorted.org.uk evolution.safe evolution evo
+172.29.199.196 grigsby.distorted.org.uk grigsby tp0.distorted.org.uk tp0
+2001:470:9740:4001::4 grigsby.distorted.org.uk grigsby tp0.distorted.org.uk tp0
+172.29.199.197 carling.distorted.org.uk carling tp1.distorted.org.uk tp1
+2001:470:9740:4001::5 carling.distorted.org.uk carling tp1.distorted.org.uk tp1
+172.29.199.198 tritan.distorted.org.uk tritan tp2.distorted.org.uk tp2
+2001:470:9740:4001::6 tritan.distorted.org.uk tritan tp2.distorted.org.uk tp2
+
+## Untrusted network.
+172.29.198.1 radius.untrusted.distorted.org.uk radius.untrusted rx
+2001:470:9740:8001::1 radius.untrusted.distorted.org.uk radius.untrusted rx
+172.29.198.2 artist.untrusted.distorted.org.uk artist.untrusted ax
+2001:470:9740:8001::2 artist.untrusted.distorted.org.uk artist.untrusted ax
+172.29.198.3 vampire.untrusted.distorted.org.uk vampire.untrusted vx
+2001:470:9740:8001::3 vampire.untrusted.distorted.org.uk vampire.untrusted vx
+
+## Colocated border network.
+212.13.198.69 fender.jump.distorted.org.uk fender.jump fj
+2001:ba8:0:1d9::5 fender.jump.distorted.org.uk fender.jump fj
+212.13.198.70 precision.jump.distorted.org.uk precision.jump pj
+2001:ba8:0:1d9::6 precision.jump.distorted.org.uk precision.jump pj
+212.13.198.71 telecaster.jump.distorted.org.uk telecaster.jump tele.jump tj
+2001:ba8:0:1d9::7 telecaster.jump.distorted.org.uk telecaster.jump tele.jump tj
+212.13.198.72 stratocaster.jump.distorted.org.uk stratocaster.jump strat.jump sj
+2001:ba8:0:1d9::8 stratocaster.jump.distorted.org.uk stratocaster.jump strat.jump sj
+212.13.198.73 jazz.jump.distorted.org.uk jazz.jump zj
+2001:ba8:0:1d9::9 jazz.jump.distorted.org.uk jazz.jump zj
+212.13.198.75 jaguar.distorted.org.uk jaguar.jump.distorted.org.uk jaguar jaguar.jump jag
+2001:ba8:0:1d9::2:1 jaguar.distorted.org.uk jaguar.jump.distorted.org.uk jaguar jaguar.jump jag
+
+## Colocated internal network.
+172.29.199.177 fender.distorted.org.uk fender.colo fender f fc
+2001:ba8:1d9:2::1 fender.distorted.org.uk fender.colo fender f fc
+172.29.199.178 precision.distorted.org.uk precision.colo precision p pc
+2001:ba8:1d9:2::2 precision.distorted.org.uk precision.colo precision p pc
+172.29.199.179 telecaster.distorted.org.uk telecaster.colo telecaster tele t tc
+2001:ba8:1d9:2::3 telecaster.distorted.org.uk telecaster.colo telecaster tele t tc
+172.29.199.180 stratocaster.distorted.org.uk stratocaster.colo stratocaster strat s sc
+2001:ba8:1d9:2::4 stratocaster.distorted.org.uk stratocaster.colo stratocaster strat s sc
+172.29.199.181 jazz.distorted.org.uk jazz.colo jazz jz z zc anon anon.colo
+2001:ba8:1d9:2::5 jazz.distorted.org.uk jazz.colo jazz jz z zc anon anon.colo
+
+## Virtual private network.
+172.29.199.129 crybaby.distorted.org.uk crybaby.vpn crybaby cb
+2001:ba8:1d9:6000::1:1 crybaby.distorted.org.uk crybaby.vpn crybaby cb
+172.29.199.130 terror.distorted.org.uk terror.vpn terror
+172.29.199.131 orange.distorted.org.uk orange.vpn orange o
+2001:ba8:1d9:6000::3:1 orange.distorted.org.uk orange.vpn orange o
+172.29.199.132 haze.distorted.org.uk haze.vpn haze h
+2001:ba8:1d9:6000::4:1 haze.distorted.org.uk haze.vpn haze h
+172.29.199.133 radius.vpn.distorted.org.uk radius.vpn rv
+2001:ba8:1d9:6000::5:1 radius.vpn.distorted.org.uk radius.vpn rv
+172.29.199.134 precision.vpn.distorted.org.uk precision.vpn pv
+2001:ba8:1d9:6000::6:1 precision.vpn.distorted.org.uk precision.vpn pv
+172.29.199.135 jazz.vpn.distorted.org.uk jazz.vpn zv
+2001:ba8:1d9:6000::7:1 jazz.vpn.distorted.org.uk jazz.vpn zv
+172.29.199.136 vampire.vpn.distorted.org.uk vampire.vpn vv
+2001:ba8:1d9:6000::8:1 vampire.vpn.distorted.org.uk vampire.vpn vv
+
+###--------------------------------------------------------------------------
+### Satellite networks.
+
+## binswood.org.uk
+10.165.27.1 binswrt.binswood.org.uk binswrt.binswood binswrt bw
+10.165.27.3 mango.binswood.org.uk mango.binswood mango
+
+###----- That's all, folks --------------------------------------------------