From 8ff927b2084e8222894f738dcd42e4cd59fa727e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Mark Wooding Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2022 17:02:39 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] flying-circus-sketches.epls, fry-and-laurie.epls: Improve formatting. Generally more vertical space, and section banners. --- flying-circus-sketches.epls | 49 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ fry-and-laurie.epls | 46 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++--------- 2 files changed, 86 insertions(+), 9 deletions(-) diff --git a/flying-circus-sketches.epls b/flying-circus-sketches.epls index 26045dd..b0d3ef9 100644 --- a/flying-circus-sketches.epls +++ b/flying-circus-sketches.epls @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ !vdir P/Monty Python's Flying Circus (sketches) +;;;-------------------------------------------------------------------------- !season 1 + 2 Whither Canada? ‘It's Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’; Famous deaths Italian Lesson @@ -11,6 +13,7 @@ Arthur ‘Two-Sheds’ Jackson Picasso/cycling race The funniest joke in the world + 4 Sex and Violence Flying sheep French lecture on sheep-aircraft @@ -27,6 +30,7 @@ The wrestling epilogue Cartoon – Cowboys, baby carriage and the musical statue The mouse problem + 5 How to Recognize Different Types of Tree from Quite a Long Way Away Court scene (witness i coffin/Cardinal Richelieu) The larch @@ -40,6 +44,7 @@ Stolen newsreader Children's interview Nudge nudge + 6 Owl-Stretching Time Live from the Cardiff Rooms, Libya/Song (‘And Did Those Feet’) Art gallery @@ -50,6 +55,7 @@ Cartoon – Changing on the beach Rustic monologue Secret Service dentists + 7 Man's Crisis of Identity in the Latter Half of the Twentieth Century Confuse-a-Cat The smuggler @@ -63,6 +69,7 @@ Silly job interview Careers advisory board Burglar/encyclopædia salesman + 8 It's the Arts Caption costs Cartoon – Autograph/Introduction to ‘It's the Arts’ @@ -78,6 +85,7 @@ A Scotsman on a horse/Young Lochinvar Cartoon – Vicious baby carriage Twentieth-Century Vole (Irving C. Saltzberg) + 16 You're No Fun Any More Camel spotting Cartoon – Band concert @@ -86,6 +94,7 @@ Science fiction sketch: Man turns into Scotsman Police station Blancmanges playing tennis + 2 Full Frontal Nudity Vox pops on nudity and the permissive society Army protection racket @@ -99,6 +108,7 @@ Dead parrot The flasher Hell's Grannies + 4 The Ant, an Introduction Llamas A man with a tape recorder up his nose @@ -111,6 +121,7 @@ The refreshment room at Bletchley (Kenny Lust introduction) Hunting film The visitors + 5 Untitled Walk-on part in sketch Bank robber (lingerie shop) @@ -126,6 +137,7 @@ Letters to ‘Daily Mirror’ Strangers in the night Cartoon – Animals eating + 6 The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes to the Bathroom The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes to the Bathroom Letter (lavatorial humour); Cartoon – More lavatorial humour @@ -141,6 +153,7 @@ The Battle of Trafalgar Batley Townswomen's Guild presents the Battle of Pearl Harbour Undertakers film + 7 The Naked Ant A signal box somewhere near Hove Falling from building @@ -154,6 +167,7 @@ Cartoon – Smoking a pipe Ken Shabby How far can a minister fall? (Party political broadcast by the Woody Party) + 8 Intermission Cartoon – Intermission Restaurant (abuse/cannibalism) @@ -171,13 +185,16 @@ Psychiatry – silly sketch Operating theatre (squatters) +;;;-------------------------------------------------------------------------- !season 2 + 2 ‘Face the Press’ ‘Face the Press’ New cooker sketch Cartoon – Flying European monarchs, shaving; Tobacconists (prostitute advert) The Ministry of Silly Walks The Piranha brothers (Ethel the Frog) + 4 The Spanish Inquisition Man-powered flight The Spanish Inquisition @@ -190,6 +207,7 @@ ‘Julius Cæsar’ on an Aldis lamp Court scene (charades) The Spanish Inquisition on a bus + 5 Déjà Vu A bishop rehearsing Flying lessons @@ -198,6 +216,7 @@ Psychiatrist milkman Complaints Déjà vu + 6 The Buzz Aldrin Show Cartoon – Metamorphosis Architect sketch @@ -214,6 +233,7 @@ After-shave (less naughty chemist) Vox pops Police Constable Pan-Am + 7 Live from the Grill-o-mat Live from the Grill-o-mat snack bar, Paignton ‘Blackmail’ @@ -228,6 +248,7 @@ The man who is alternately rude and polite Docuemntary on boxer (Ken Clean-Air System) Host on a bus + 8 It's a Living ‘It's a Living’ The time on BBC 1 @@ -244,6 +265,7 @@ Registry office (marriage) Cartoon – The prince and the black spot Election Night Special (Silly and Sensible parties) + 16 The Attila the Hun Show ‘The Attila the Hun Show’ Attila the Nun @@ -261,6 +283,7 @@ Test match The Epsom furniture race ‘Take Your Pick’ (‘Spot the Brain Cell’) + 2 Archæology Today Trailer (BBC autumn shows) Cartoon – Archæology @@ -279,6 +302,7 @@ Michelangelo Colin Mozart (ratcatcher) Judges again + 4 How to Recognize Different Parts of the Body ‘How to Recognize Different Parts of the Body’ Bruces @@ -295,6 +319,7 @@ There's been a murder Europolice Song Contest ‘Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong’ (song) + 5 Scott of the Antarctic French subtitled film (‘La Fromage Grande’) Scott of the Antarctic @@ -303,6 +328,7 @@ Fish licence Derby Coucil v. All Blacks rugby match Long John Silver Impersonators v. Bournebouth Gynæcologists + 6 How Not to Be Seen Conquistador coffee campaign Rpeeating groove @@ -319,6 +345,7 @@ Interview in filing cabinet ‘Yummy yummy’ Monty Python's Flying Circus again in thirty seconds + 7 Spam ‘The Black Eagle’ Dirty Hungarian phrasebook @@ -333,6 +360,7 @@ Cartoon – Hamlet linking Gumby flowers Gumby flower arranging Spam + 8 Royal Episode 13 The queen will be watching Coal mine (historical argument) @@ -354,7 +382,9 @@ Lifeboat (cannibalism) Undertaker's sketch +;;;-------------------------------------------------------------------------- !season 3 + 2 Whicker's World Court scene – multiple murderer Cartoon – Detectives examine prisoner @@ -363,6 +393,7 @@ Stock Exchange report Mrs Premise and Mrs Conclusion visit Jean-Paul Sartre Whicker Island + 4 Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular Emigration from Surbiton to Hounslow Schoolboys' Life Assurance Company @@ -379,6 +410,7 @@ The BBC is short of money Puss in Boots ‘It's’ (chat show) + 5 The Money Programme ‘The Money Programme’ ‘There is nothing quite so wonderful as money’ (song) @@ -396,6 +428,7 @@ Hitting on the head lessons Inspector Flying Fox of the Yard One more minute of Monty Python's Flying Circus + 6 Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror ‘Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror’ The man who speaks in anagrams @@ -412,6 +445,7 @@ Neurotic announcers The news with Richard Baker (vision only) ‘The Pantomime Hose is a Secret Agent Film’ + 7 The All-England Summarize Proust Competition Summarize Proust Competition Everest climbed by hairdressers @@ -423,6 +457,7 @@ Language laboratory Travel agent; Watney's Red Barrel Theory on Brotosauruses by Anne Elk (Miss) + 8 The War Against Pornography Tory Housewives Clean-up Campaign Gumby brain specialist @@ -434,6 +469,7 @@ Expedition to Lake Pahoe The silliest interview we've ever had The silliest sketch we've ever done + 16 Salad Days Biggles dictates a letter Cartoon – Flying sheep, traffic accidents @@ -449,6 +485,7 @@ Apology The news with Richard Baker Seashore interlude film + 2 The Cycling Tour Mr Pither Clodagh Rogers @@ -456,6 +493,7 @@ Smolensk Bingo-crazed Chinese Cartoon – ‘Jack in a Box’ + 4 The Nude Organist Bomb on plane A naked man @@ -472,6 +510,7 @@ The British Well-Basically Club Cartoon – Algon opening Prices on the planet Algon + 5 E. Henry Tripshaw's Disease Tudor jobs agency Pornographic bookshop @@ -485,6 +524,7 @@ Thripshaw's disease Silly noises Sherry-drinking vicar + 6 Dennis Moore ‘Boxing Tonight’ – Jack Bodell v. Sir Kenneth Clark Dennis Moore; Lupins @@ -498,6 +538,7 @@ Off-Licence Still More Dennis Moore ‘Prejudice’ + 7 A Book at Bedtime ‘A Book at Bedtime’: ‘Redgauntlet’ McKamikaze Scotsmen @@ -511,6 +552,7 @@ Rival documentaries ‘Dad's Doctors’ (trail) ‘Dad's Pooves’ (trail) + 8 Grandstand Thames TV introduction ‘Light Entertainment Awards’: Dickie Attenborough @@ -524,13 +566,16 @@ Credits of the Year The dirty vicar sketch +;;;-------------------------------------------------------------------------- !season 4 + 2 The Golden Age of Ballooning Montgolfier Brothers Cartoon – Montgolfier brothers wash each other Louis XIV George III Zeppelin + 4 Michael Ellis Department store; Buying an ant At home with the ant and other pets; Documentary on ants @@ -539,6 +584,7 @@ Poetry reading (ants) Toupée Different endings + 5 Light Entertainment War ‘Up Your Pavement’ RAF banter @@ -553,6 +599,7 @@ Show-jumping (musical) Newsflash (Germans) ‘When Does a Dream Begin?’ (song) + 6 Hamlet Bogus psychiatrists ‘Nationwide’: police helmets @@ -566,6 +613,7 @@ Dentists, live from Epsom Queen Victoria Handicap Match of the Day results + 7 Mr Neutron Post box ceremony Mr Neutron arrives @@ -574,6 +622,7 @@ Bombings Mrs S.C.U.M. ‘Conjuring Today’ + 8 Party Political Broadcast ‘Most Awful Family in Britain’ Icelandic Honey Week diff --git a/fry-and-laurie.epls b/fry-and-laurie.epls index c3099f4..91e97cf 100644 --- a/fry-and-laurie.epls +++ b/fry-and-laurie.epls @@ -2,142 +2,170 @@ !vdir F/A Bit of Fry and Laurie +;;;-------------------------------------------------------------------------- !season 1 !epno 0 -3 Pilot + +3 Pilot Customs Camera; Holiday Photographs; Problems Around the Eye Area; The Privatisation of the Police Force Critics; Deodorant; ‘How Lovely I Was’; Soup/Suit Mystery (song); You Can't Make an Omelette (Gordon & Stuart 1); The Word ‘Gay’; Toy Car Showroom Tales of War; Australian Soap Opera + 4 Parent Power Hugh's Poem; Young People; SAS The West Indies: A Nation of Cricketers; Spoonbending with Mr Nude Censored; Haircut + 5 Information; Sound Name (Derek Nippl-e); Language Conversation America (song); Chatshow Spies One; Beggar; Hand Exercise Troubleshooters (Dammit 0) + 6 Hugh's Brain; Gordon and Stuart Eat Greek (Gordon & Stuart 2) Costume Design; Doctor Tobacco Open University; Spies Two Special Squad + 7 Trouser-Competition Introduction; Prize Poem Awful Smell (Stole My Sketch 1); Madness Antique Shop (Stole My Sketch 2); Spies Three; Light Metal (The Bishop & The Warlord) (song) Bank Loan; Nipples; Inspector Venice (Stole My Sketch 3); Tomorrow's World + 8 Lavatories; Critics One; Judge Not Critics Four; Ignored Teacher That's It (Silhouettes 1); Hugh's Favourite Sketch; Critics (heavily edited mixture between Critics Two) The ‘Burt’; Christening; Swiss Comedy (Heidi and Johann Smell Just Right) + 9 Marjorie's Fall; Puppy Appeal; Leave It Out (Silhouettes 2) Girlfriend's Breasts; Spies Four Violence; Chicken Cocoa; Tony of Plymouth (Sword Fight) +;;;-------------------------------------------------------------------------- !season 2 -; language converstion (Continued in Series Two's "Beauty and Ideas") 3 Time Where Did You Go (Introduction/Dancercises); Flushed Grollings Dammit 1; Fast Talker; Grandfather's Things Psychiatrist; Commentators Spies/Pulse (Spies 5); ‘Michael Jackson’ performing ‘Move It on Out Girl’ + 4 Tideymans Carpets Introduction/The Spillage That Wasn't (Tideymans) Spies/Pigeons (Spies 6); Trick or Treat (Tideymans); Play It Again, Sam Major Donaldson; Dammit 2 (Tideymans) ‘Improvised’ Sketch/First Lines (Tideymans) + 5 Swearing; Witness; Over to You Jewellry; Hugh's Girlfriends Mystery Objects; Society; Dammit 4 Bottom Fondling + 6 ‘Big’ Introduction; Dinner with Digby Returning Suits; Hard Man's Record (Alan 1); Small Talk Dammit Lavatories (Dammit 5); The Robert Robinsons; Spies/Telescope (Spies 7) Stephen and Hugh Become Big/‘A Bit of Little & Large’ + 7 MBE Introduction; This Is Dominic Appleguard; Rhodes Boysons Amputated Genitals The Cause (Jack & Freddy/Neddy 1, Gordon & Stuart 3) The Cause (cont.); Where Eagles Dare + 8 Satire/Tribute (‘Where Is the Lid?’ song) Yellow Pages; Beauty and Ideas (Language Conversation 2); Anarchy Dammit Church (Dammit 5); First Kiss; ‘Borrowing a Fiver off…’ Spies/Firing (Spies 8); ‘Introducing My Grandfather to…’; A Vision of Britain; Wrong Directions (after credits) +;;;-------------------------------------------------------------------------- !season 3 + 2 A Word, Timothy; Very Upset; Love Me Tender (song) (serenading Nicholas Parsons); Milk Pot The Department (Alan 2) Stephen's Song (song); Psychiatrists Cocktail Ending: Whisky Thunder + 3 Condom Quickie; Embassy; Ampersands Duel; There Ain't But One Way (Kickin' Ass) Song (song); Petrol Attendants Jobs; European Deal Cocktail Ending: A Slow Snog with a Distant Relative + 4 We Haven't Met; Names The Other Department (Alan 3); Hey Jude (song); The Day I Forgot My Legs Firing; Question of Sport; Balloon-o!; Shoe Shop (Mr Dalliard 1) Cocktail Ending: Everything in the Till and No Sudden Moves + 5 Get Well Card; ‘Photocopying My Genitals with…’ My Ass; My Ass Critique; News Report; Patriotism AA; Marmalade; Too Long, Johnny (song); The Red Hat of Patferrick (Gelliant Gutfright 1) Cocktail Ending: A Mug of Horlicks + 6 Balls; Soup or Broth Mental Health; World Sport: Bushwallyta; Spaghetti; Aromusician Countdown to Hell; The New Cause (Jack & Freddy/Neddy 2); Neddy PM (Jack & Freddy/Neddy 3) Cocktail Ending: Beef Goulash + 7 Magazine Leaflets; My Dear Boy; Joke Shop Horrormen; Tahitian Kitchen; My Favourite Pants Devil's Music (The Bishop and the Warlord); ‘Flying a Light Aircraft with…’ Cocktail Ending: Berliner Credit Sequence +;;;-------------------------------------------------------------------------- !season 4 -2 With John Bird and Jane Booker + +2 With John Bird and Jane Booker Grey and Hopeless; Guests Introduction Blame; Charter Jane's Poem; Smell; All We Gotta Do (song); Channel Changer Wonderful Life; Cocktail Ending: Golden Meteorite -3 With Fiona Gillies and Kevin McNally + +3 With Fiona Gillies and Kevin McNally Dog Hamper; Hugh's Bandage; Child Abuse Guests Introduction; Going for Gold; I'm in Love with Steffi Graf (song) Lovers' Helper; Fascion Avenger; Operational Criteria; Cocktail Ending: Long, Confident Suck -4 With Imelda Staunton and Clive Mantle + +4 With Imelda Staunton and Clive Mantle Vox Pops; Guests Introduction Barman; Interruptus; Little Girl (song) Making Tea; For Some Reason Angry Don't Be Dirty; Cocktail Ending: South Seas Vulvic Wart -5 With Caroline Quentin and Patrick Barlow + +5 With Caroline Quentin and Patrick Barlow Good Evening; Guests Introduction; Football School Models (Mr Dalliard 2); Hugh Interviewing Guests The Polite Rap (song); Head Gardener Flowers for Wendy (Gelliant Gutfright 2); Cocktail Ending: A Quick One With You, Stephen -2 With Phyllida Law and Stephen Moore + +2 With Phyllida Law and Stephen Moore Oprah Winfrey; Guests Introduction Grand Prix; Tribunal Red and Shiny; Pooch Disgusting; Wasps; Cocktail Ending: Swinging Ballsack -3 (no guests) + +3 (no guests) Stolen Money; Young Tory of the Year Variety; Gossiping Heads Death Threat; What I Mind (Misunderstood) (song); Honda The Duke of Northampton; Cocktail Ending: Silver Prostate -4 With Janine Duvitski and Robert Daws + +4 With Janine Duvitski and Robert Daws Guests Introduction; Religianto Consent Sophisticated Song (song); Fast Monologue; Telephone Alert -- 2.11.0