X-Git-Url: https://git.distorted.org.uk/~mdw/epls/blobdiff_plain/de8d1aed48856293cd83d0f764133a5910f33a32..cdccb079f1f81c7bae75358c538ef389fa93398c:/flying-circus-sketches.epls diff --git a/flying-circus-sketches.epls b/flying-circus-sketches.epls index 26045dd..ee59fa9 100644 --- a/flying-circus-sketches.epls +++ b/flying-circus-sketches.epls @@ -1,8 +1,12 @@ ;;; -*-fundamental-*- -!vdir P/Monty Python's Flying Circus (sketches) +!title Monty Python's Flying Circus (sketches) +!dvddir P/Monty Python's Flying Circus (sketches) +!explen 30:10/10% +;;;-------------------------------------------------------------------------- !season 1 + 2 Whither Canada? ‘It's Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’; Famous deaths Italian Lesson @@ -11,6 +15,7 @@ Arthur ‘Two-Sheds’ Jackson Picasso/cycling race The funniest joke in the world + 4 Sex and Violence Flying sheep French lecture on sheep-aircraft @@ -27,8 +32,9 @@ The wrestling epilogue Cartoon – Cowboys, baby carriage and the musical statue The mouse problem + 5 How to Recognize Different Types of Tree from Quite a Long Way Away - Court scene (witness i coffin/Cardinal Richelieu) + Court scene (witness in coffin/Cardinal Richelieu) The larch Bicycle Repair Man Children's stories @@ -40,6 +46,7 @@ Stolen newsreader Children's interview Nudge nudge + 6 Owl-Stretching Time Live from the Cardiff Rooms, Libya/Song (‘And Did Those Feet’) Art gallery @@ -50,6 +57,7 @@ Cartoon – Changing on the beach Rustic monologue Secret Service dentists + 7 Man's Crisis of Identity in the Latter Half of the Twentieth Century Confuse-a-Cat The smuggler @@ -63,10 +71,11 @@ Silly job interview Careers advisory board Burglar/encyclopædia salesman + 8 It's the Arts Caption costs Cartoon – Autograph/Introduction to ‘It's the Arts’ - Johann Gombolputty … von Hauptkopf of Ulm + Johann Gombolputty… von Hauptkopf of Ulm Cartoon – Censored Non-illegal robbery Vox pops @@ -78,6 +87,7 @@ A Scotsman on a horse/Young Lochinvar Cartoon – Vicious baby carriage Twentieth-Century Vole (Irving C. Saltzberg) + 16 You're No Fun Any More Camel spotting Cartoon – Band concert @@ -86,6 +96,7 @@ Science fiction sketch: Man turns into Scotsman Police station Blancmanges playing tennis + 2 Full Frontal Nudity Vox pops on nudity and the permissive society Army protection racket @@ -99,6 +110,7 @@ Dead parrot The flasher Hell's Grannies + 4 The Ant, an Introduction Llamas A man with a tape recorder up his nose @@ -111,6 +123,7 @@ The refreshment room at Bletchley (Kenny Lust introduction) Hunting film The visitors + 5 Untitled Walk-on part in sketch Bank robber (lingerie shop) @@ -126,6 +139,7 @@ Letters to ‘Daily Mirror’ Strangers in the night Cartoon – Animals eating + 6 The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes to the Bathroom The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes to the Bathroom Letter (lavatorial humour); Cartoon – More lavatorial humour @@ -141,6 +155,7 @@ The Battle of Trafalgar Batley Townswomen's Guild presents the Battle of Pearl Harbour Undertakers film + 7 The Naked Ant A signal box somewhere near Hove Falling from building @@ -154,6 +169,7 @@ Cartoon – Smoking a pipe Ken Shabby How far can a minister fall? (Party political broadcast by the Woody Party) + 8 Intermission Cartoon – Intermission Restaurant (abuse/cannibalism) @@ -163,7 +179,7 @@ Me Doctor Historical impersonations Cartoon – Historical impersonations - Quiz progamme – ‘Wishes’ + Quiz programme – ‘Wishes’ Police fairy stories ‘Probe-around’ on crime Stonehenge @@ -171,13 +187,16 @@ Psychiatry – silly sketch Operating theatre (squatters) +;;;-------------------------------------------------------------------------- !season 2 + 2 ‘Face the Press’ ‘Face the Press’ New cooker sketch Cartoon – Flying European monarchs, shaving; Tobacconists (prostitute advert) The Ministry of Silly Walks The Piranha brothers (Ethel the Frog) + 4 The Spanish Inquisition Man-powered flight The Spanish Inquisition @@ -190,6 +209,7 @@ ‘Julius Cæsar’ on an Aldis lamp Court scene (charades) The Spanish Inquisition on a bus + 5 Déjà Vu A bishop rehearsing Flying lessons @@ -198,6 +218,7 @@ Psychiatrist milkman Complaints Déjà vu + 6 The Buzz Aldrin Show Cartoon – Metamorphosis Architect sketch @@ -214,6 +235,7 @@ After-shave (less naughty chemist) Vox pops Police Constable Pan-Am + 7 Live from the Grill-o-mat Live from the Grill-o-mat snack bar, Paignton ‘Blackmail’ @@ -226,8 +248,9 @@ Seven Brides for Seven Brothers Cartoon – Piggy bank hunting The man who is alternately rude and polite - Docuemntary on boxer (Ken Clean-Air System) + Documentary on boxer (Ken Clean-Air System) Host on a bus + 8 It's a Living ‘It's a Living’ The time on BBC 1 @@ -244,6 +267,7 @@ Registry office (marriage) Cartoon – The prince and the black spot Election Night Special (Silly and Sensible parties) + 16 The Attila the Hun Show ‘The Attila the Hun Show’ Attila the Nun @@ -261,6 +285,7 @@ Test match The Epsom furniture race ‘Take Your Pick’ (‘Spot the Brain Cell’) + 2 Archæology Today Trailer (BBC autumn shows) Cartoon – Archæology @@ -279,6 +304,7 @@ Michelangelo Colin Mozart (ratcatcher) Judges again + 4 How to Recognize Different Parts of the Body ‘How to Recognize Different Parts of the Body’ Bruces @@ -295,22 +321,24 @@ There's been a murder Europolice Song Contest ‘Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong’ (song) + 5 Scott of the Antarctic French subtitled film (‘La Fromage Grande’) Scott of the Antarctic Scott of the Sahara Cartoon – Conrad Poohs and his dancing teeth Fish licence - Derby Coucil v. All Blacks rugby match - Long John Silver Impersonators v. Bournebouth Gynæcologists + Derby Council v. All Blacks rugby match + Long John Silver Impersonators v. Bournemouth Gynæcologists + 6 How Not to Be Seen Conquistador coffee campaign - Rpeeating groove + Repeating groove Ramsay MacDonald striptease Job hunter Cartoon – Chinese communist conspiracy, Crelm toothpaste, Shrill petrol Agatha Christie sketch (railway timetables) - Mr Nevlle Shunt + Mr Neville Shunt Film director (teeth) City gents vox pops ‘Crackpot Religions Ltd’ @@ -319,6 +347,7 @@ Interview in filing cabinet ‘Yummy yummy’ Monty Python's Flying Circus again in thirty seconds + 7 Spam ‘The Black Eagle’ Dirty Hungarian phrasebook @@ -333,6 +362,7 @@ Cartoon – Hamlet linking Gumby flowers Gumby flower arranging Spam + 8 Royal Episode 13 The queen will be watching Coal mine (historical argument) @@ -354,7 +384,9 @@ Lifeboat (cannibalism) Undertaker's sketch +;;;-------------------------------------------------------------------------- !season 3 + 2 Whicker's World Court scene – multiple murderer Cartoon – Detectives examine prisoner @@ -363,6 +395,7 @@ Stock Exchange report Mrs Premise and Mrs Conclusion visit Jean-Paul Sartre Whicker Island + 4 Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular Emigration from Surbiton to Hounslow Schoolboys' Life Assurance Company @@ -379,6 +412,7 @@ The BBC is short of money Puss in Boots ‘It's’ (chat show) + 5 The Money Programme ‘The Money Programme’ ‘There is nothing quite so wonderful as money’ (song) @@ -396,6 +430,7 @@ Hitting on the head lessons Inspector Flying Fox of the Yard One more minute of Monty Python's Flying Circus + 6 Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror ‘Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror’ The man who speaks in anagrams @@ -412,6 +447,7 @@ Neurotic announcers The news with Richard Baker (vision only) ‘The Pantomime Hose is a Secret Agent Film’ + 7 The All-England Summarize Proust Competition Summarize Proust Competition Everest climbed by hairdressers @@ -422,18 +458,20 @@ Cartoon – Communist revolutions Language laboratory Travel agent; Watney's Red Barrel - Theory on Brotosauruses by Anne Elk (Miss) + Theory on Brontosauruses by Anne Elk (Miss) + 8 The War Against Pornography Tory Housewives Clean-up Campaign Gumby brain specialist Cartoon – Art appreciation - Mulluscs – ‘live’ TV documentary + Molluscs – ‘live’ TV documentary The Minister for Not Listening to People - Tuesday docmentary/children's story/party political broadcast - Aplogy (politicians) + Tuesday documentary/children's story/party political broadcast + Apology (politicians) Expedition to Lake Pahoe The silliest interview we've ever had The silliest sketch we've ever done + 16 Salad Days Biggles dictates a letter Cartoon – Flying sheep, traffic accidents @@ -449,6 +487,7 @@ Apology The news with Richard Baker Seashore interlude film + 2 The Cycling Tour Mr Pither Clodagh Rogers @@ -456,12 +495,13 @@ Smolensk Bingo-crazed Chinese Cartoon – ‘Jack in a Box’ + 4 The Nude Organist Bomb on plane A naked man - Ten seonds of sex + Ten seconds of sex Housing project built by characters from nineteenth-century English literature - M1 interhange built by characters from ‘Paradise Lost’ + M1 interchange built by characters from ‘Paradise Lost’ Mystico and Janet – flats built by hypnosis ‘Mortuary Hour’ Cartoon – Animator, flying saucers @@ -472,7 +512,8 @@ The British Well-Basically Club Cartoon – Algon opening Prices on the planet Algon -5 E. Henry Tripshaw's Disease + +5 E. Henry Thripshaw's Disease Tudor jobs agency Pornographic bookshop Elizabethan pornography smugglers (Sir Philip Sydney) @@ -485,6 +526,7 @@ Thripshaw's disease Silly noises Sherry-drinking vicar + 6 Dennis Moore ‘Boxing Tonight’ – Jack Bodell v. Sir Kenneth Clark Dennis Moore; Lupins @@ -498,7 +540,8 @@ Off-Licence Still More Dennis Moore ‘Prejudice’ -7 A Book at Bedtime + +7,l=26:41 A Book at Bedtime ‘A Book at Bedtime’: ‘Redgauntlet’ McKamikaze Scotsmen No Time to Lose @@ -511,7 +554,8 @@ Rival documentaries ‘Dad's Doctors’ (trail) ‘Dad's Pooves’ (trail) -8 Grandstand + +8,l=26:30 Grandstand Thames TV introduction ‘Light Entertainment Awards’: Dickie Attenborough The Oscar Wilde sketch @@ -524,13 +568,16 @@ Credits of the Year The dirty vicar sketch +;;;-------------------------------------------------------------------------- !season 4 + 2 The Golden Age of Ballooning Montgolfier Brothers Cartoon – Montgolfier brothers wash each other Louis XIV George III Zeppelin + 4 Michael Ellis Department store; Buying an ant At home with the ant and other pets; Documentary on ants @@ -539,6 +586,7 @@ Poetry reading (ants) Toupée Different endings + 5 Light Entertainment War ‘Up Your Pavement’ RAF banter @@ -553,6 +601,7 @@ Show-jumping (musical) Newsflash (Germans) ‘When Does a Dream Begin?’ (song) + 6 Hamlet Bogus psychiatrists ‘Nationwide’: police helmets @@ -566,6 +615,7 @@ Dentists, live from Epsom Queen Victoria Handicap Match of the Day results + 7 Mr Neutron Post box ceremony Mr Neutron arrives @@ -574,13 +624,14 @@ Bombings Mrs S.C.U.M. ‘Conjuring Today’ + 8 Party Political Broadcast ‘Most Awful Family in Britain’ Icelandic Honey Week A doctor whose patients are stabbed by his nurse Brigadier and bishop Cartoon – Opera Singer - Appeal on behalf of extremely rich peple + Appeal on behalf of extremely rich people The man who finishes other people's sentences David Attenborough: the walking tree of Dahomey The batsmen of the Kalahari: cricket match (assegais)