!vdir F/A Bit of Fry and Laurie
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!season 1
!epno 0
-3 Pilot
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+3 Pilot
Customs Camera; Holiday Photographs; Problems Around the Eye Area; The Privatisation of the Police Force
Critics; Deodorant; ‘How Lovely I Was’; Soup/Suit
Mystery (song); You Can't Make an Omelette (Gordon & Stuart 1); The Word ‘Gay’; Toy Car Showroom
Tales of War; Australian Soap Opera
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4
Parent Power
Hugh's Poem; Young People; SAS
The West Indies: A Nation of Cricketers; Spoonbending with Mr Nude
Censored; Haircut
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5
Information; Sound Name (Derek Nippl-e); Language Conversation
America (song); Chatshow
Spies One; Beggar; Hand Exercise
Troubleshooters (Dammit 0)
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6
Hugh's Brain; Gordon and Stuart Eat Greek (Gordon & Stuart 2)
Costume Design; Doctor Tobacco
Open University; Spies Two
Special Squad
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7
Trouser-Competition Introduction; Prize Poem
Awful Smell (Stole My Sketch 1); Madness
Antique Shop (Stole My Sketch 2); Spies Three; Light Metal (The Bishop & The Warlord) (song)
Bank Loan; Nipples; Inspector Venice (Stole My Sketch 3); Tomorrow's World
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8
Lavatories; Critics One; Judge Not
Critics Four; Ignored Teacher
That's It (Silhouettes 1); Hugh's Favourite Sketch; Critics (heavily edited mixture between Critics Two)
The ‘Burt’; Christening; Swiss Comedy (Heidi and Johann Smell Just Right)
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9
Marjorie's Fall; Puppy Appeal; Leave It Out (Silhouettes 2)
Girlfriend's Breasts; Spies Four
Violence; Chicken
Cocoa; Tony of Plymouth (Sword Fight)
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!season 2
-; language converstion (Continued in Series Two's "Beauty and Ideas")
3
Time Where Did You Go (Introduction/Dancercises); Flushed Grollings
Dammit 1; Fast Talker; Grandfather's Things
Psychiatrist; Commentators
Spies/Pulse (Spies 5); ‘Michael Jackson’ performing ‘Move It on Out Girl’
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4
Tideymans Carpets Introduction/The Spillage That Wasn't (Tideymans)
Spies/Pigeons (Spies 6); Trick or Treat (Tideymans); Play It Again, Sam
Major Donaldson; Dammit 2 (Tideymans)
‘Improvised’ Sketch/First Lines (Tideymans)
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5
Swearing; Witness; Over to You
Jewellry; Hugh's Girlfriends
Mystery Objects; Society; Dammit 4
Bottom Fondling
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6
‘Big’ Introduction; Dinner with Digby
Returning Suits; Hard Man's Record (Alan 1); Small Talk
Dammit Lavatories (Dammit 5); The Robert Robinsons; Spies/Telescope (Spies 7)
Stephen and Hugh Become Big/‘A Bit of Little & Large’
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7
MBE Introduction; This Is Dominic Appleguard; Rhodes Boysons
Amputated Genitals
The Cause (Jack & Freddy/Neddy 1, Gordon & Stuart 3)
The Cause (cont.); Where Eagles Dare
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8
Satire/Tribute (‘Where Is the Lid?’ song)
Yellow Pages; Beauty and Ideas (Language Conversation 2); Anarchy
Dammit Church (Dammit 5); First Kiss; ‘Borrowing a Fiver off…’
Spies/Firing (Spies 8); ‘Introducing My Grandfather to…’; A Vision of Britain; Wrong Directions (after credits)
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!season 3
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2
A Word, Timothy; Very Upset; Love Me Tender (song) (serenading Nicholas Parsons); Milk Pot
The Department (Alan 2)
Stephen's Song (song); Psychiatrists
Cocktail Ending: Whisky Thunder
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3
Condom Quickie; Embassy; Ampersands
Duel; There Ain't But One Way (Kickin' Ass) Song (song); Petrol Attendants
Jobs; European Deal
Cocktail Ending: A Slow Snog with a Distant Relative
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4
We Haven't Met; Names
The Other Department (Alan 3); Hey Jude (song); The Day I Forgot My Legs
Firing; Question of Sport; Balloon-o!; Shoe Shop (Mr Dalliard 1)
Cocktail Ending: Everything in the Till and No Sudden Moves
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5
Get Well Card; ‘Photocopying My Genitals with…’
My Ass; My Ass Critique; News Report; Patriotism
AA; Marmalade; Too Long, Johnny (song); The Red Hat of Patferrick (Gelliant Gutfright 1)
Cocktail Ending: A Mug of Horlicks
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6
Balls; Soup or Broth
Mental Health; World Sport: Bushwallyta; Spaghetti; Aromusician
Countdown to Hell; The New Cause (Jack & Freddy/Neddy 2); Neddy PM (Jack & Freddy/Neddy 3)
Cocktail Ending: Beef Goulash
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7
Magazine Leaflets; My Dear Boy; Joke Shop
Horrormen; Tahitian Kitchen; My Favourite Pants
Devil's Music (The Bishop and the Warlord); ‘Flying a Light Aircraft with…’
Cocktail Ending: Berliner Credit Sequence
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!season 4
-2 With John Bird and Jane Booker
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+2 With John Bird and Jane Booker
Grey and Hopeless; Guests Introduction
Blame; Charter
Jane's Poem; Smell; All We Gotta Do (song); Channel Changer
Wonderful Life; Cocktail Ending: Golden Meteorite
-3 With Fiona Gillies and Kevin McNally
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+3 With Fiona Gillies and Kevin McNally
Dog Hamper; Hugh's Bandage; Child Abuse
Guests Introduction; Going for Gold; I'm in Love with Steffi Graf (song)
Lovers' Helper; Fascion
Avenger; Operational Criteria; Cocktail Ending: Long, Confident Suck
-4 With Imelda Staunton and Clive Mantle
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+4 With Imelda Staunton and Clive Mantle
Vox Pops; Guests Introduction
Barman; Interruptus; Little Girl (song)
Making Tea; For Some Reason Angry
Don't Be Dirty; Cocktail Ending: South Seas Vulvic Wart
-5 With Caroline Quentin and Patrick Barlow
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+5 With Caroline Quentin and Patrick Barlow
Good Evening; Guests Introduction; Football School
Models (Mr Dalliard 2); Hugh Interviewing Guests
The Polite Rap (song); Head Gardener
Flowers for Wendy (Gelliant Gutfright 2); Cocktail Ending: A Quick One With You, Stephen
-2 With Phyllida Law and Stephen Moore
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+2 With Phyllida Law and Stephen Moore
Oprah Winfrey; Guests Introduction
Grand Prix; Tribunal
Red and Shiny; Pooch
Disgusting; Wasps; Cocktail Ending: Swinging Ballsack
-3 (no guests)
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+3 (no guests)
Stolen Money; Young Tory of the Year
Variety; Gossiping Heads
Death Threat; What I Mind (Misunderstood) (song); Honda
The Duke of Northampton; Cocktail Ending: Silver Prostate
-4 With Janine Duvitski and Robert Daws
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+4 With Janine Duvitski and Robert Daws
Guests Introduction; Religianto
Consent
Sophisticated Song (song); Fast Monologue; Telephone Alert