-3 Pilot
- Customs Camera; Holiday Photographs; Problems Around the Eye Area; The Privatisation of the Police Force
- Critics; Deodorant; ‘How Lovely I Was’; Soup/Suit
- Mystery (song); You Can't Make an Omelette (Gordon & Stuart 1); The Word ‘Gay’; Toy Car Showroom
- Tales of War; Australian Soap Opera
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+3,l=36:00 Pilot
+ Customs camera; Holiday photographs; Problems around the eye area; The privatisation of the police force
+ Critics; Deodorant; ‘How Lovely I Was’; Soup/suit
+ Mystery (song); You can't make an omelette (Gordon & Stuart 1); The word ‘gay’; Toy car showroom
+ Tales of war; Australian soap opera
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- Hugh's Brain; Gordon and Stuart Eat Greek (Gordon & Stuart 2)
- Costume Design; Doctor Tobacco
- Open University; Spies Two
+ Hugh's Brain; Gordon and Stuart eat greek (Gordon & Stuart 2)
+ Costume design; Doctor Tobacco
+ Open University; Spies 2
- Trouser-Competition Introduction; Prize Poem
- Awful Smell (Stole My Sketch 1); Madness
- Antique Shop (Stole My Sketch 2); Spies Three; Light Metal (The Bishop & The Warlord) (song)
- Bank Loan; Nipples; Inspector Venice (Stole My Sketch 3); Tomorrow's World
+ Trouser-competition introduction; Prize poem
+ Awful smell (Stole my sketch 1); Madness
+ Antique shop (Stole My Sketch 2); Spies 3; Light metal (The Bishop & the Warlord) (song)
+ Bank loan; Nipples; Inspector Venice (Stole my sketch 3); Tomorrow's World
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- Lavatories; Critics One; Judge Not
- Critics Four; Ignored Teacher
- That's It (Silhouettes 1); Hugh's Favourite Sketch; Critics (heavily edited mixture between Critics Two)
- The ‘Burt’; Christening; Swiss Comedy (Heidi and Johann Smell Just Right)
+ Lavatories; Critics 2; Judge not
+ Critics 4; Ignored teacher
+ That's it (Silhouettes 1); Hugh's favourite sketch; Critics (heavily edited mixture between Critics 2)
+ The ‘Burt’; Christening; Swiss comedy (Heidi and Johann smell just right)
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- Time Where Did You Go (Introduction/Dancercises); Flushed Grollings
- Dammit 1; Fast Talker; Grandfather's Things
+ Time Where Did You Go (introduction/dancercises); Flushed grollings
+ Dammit 1; Fast talker; Grandfather's things
- Tideymans Carpets Introduction/The Spillage That Wasn't (Tideymans)
- Spies/Pigeons (Spies 6); Trick or Treat (Tideymans); Play It Again, Sam
+ Tideymans Carpets introduction/The spillage that wasn't (Tideymans)
+ Spies/pigeons (Spies 6); Trick or treat (Tideymans); Play It Again, Sam
- Swearing; Witness; Over to You
- Jewellry; Hugh's Girlfriends
- Mystery Objects; Society; Dammit 4
- Bottom Fondling
+ Swearing; Witness; Over to you
+ Jewellery; Hugh's girlfriends
+ Mystery objects; Society; Dammit 4
+ Bottom fondling
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- ‘Big’ Introduction; Dinner with Digby
- Returning Suits; Hard Man's Record (Alan 1); Small Talk
- Dammit Lavatories (Dammit 5); The Robert Robinsons; Spies/Telescope (Spies 7)
- Stephen and Hugh Become Big/‘A Bit of Little & Large’
+ ‘Big’ introduction; Dinner with Digby
+ Returning suits; Hard man's record (Alan 1); Small talk
+ Dammit lavatories (Dammit 5); The Robert Robinsons; Spies/telescope (Spies 7)
+ Stephen and Hugh become Big/‘A Bit of Little & Large’
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The Cause (Jack & Freddy/Neddy 1, Gordon & Stuart 3)
The Cause (cont.); Where Eagles Dare
The Cause (Jack & Freddy/Neddy 1, Gordon & Stuart 3)
The Cause (cont.); Where Eagles Dare
- Satire/Tribute (‘Where Is the Lid?’ song)
- Yellow Pages; Beauty and Ideas (Language Conversation 2); Anarchy
- Dammit Church (Dammit 5); First Kiss; ‘Borrowing a Fiver off…’
- Spies/Firing (Spies 8); ‘Introducing My Grandfather to…’; A Vision of Britain; Wrong Directions (after credits)
+ Satire/tribute (‘Where Is the Lid?’ song)
+ Yellow pages; Beauty and ideas (Language Conversation 2); Anarchy
+ Dammit Church (Dammit 5); First kiss; ‘Borrowing a Fiver off…’
+ Spies/firing (Spies 8); ‘Introducing My Grandfather to…’; A vision of Britain; Wrong directions (after credits)
- Condom Quickie; Embassy; Ampersands
- Duel; There Ain't But One Way (Kickin' Ass) Song (song); Petrol Attendants
- Jobs; European Deal
- Cocktail Ending: A Slow Snog with a Distant Relative
+ Condom quickie; Embassy; Ampersands
+ Duel; There Ain't But One Way (Kickin' Ass) Song (song); Petrol attendants
+ Jobs; European deal
+ Cocktail ending: A Slow Snog with a Distant Relative
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- We Haven't Met; Names
- The Other Department (Alan 3); Hey Jude (song); The Day I Forgot My Legs
- Firing; Question of Sport; Balloon-o!; Shoe Shop (Mr Dalliard 1)
- Cocktail Ending: Everything in the Till and No Sudden Moves
+ We haven't met; Names
+ The Other Department (Alan 3); Hey Jude (song); The day I forgot my legs
+ Firing; Question of Sport; Balloon-o!; Shoe shop (Mr Dalliard 1)
+ Cocktail ending: Everything in the Till and No Sudden Moves
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- Balls; Soup or Broth
- Mental Health; World Sport: Bushwallyta; Spaghetti; Aromusician
- Countdown to Hell; The New Cause (Jack & Freddy/Neddy 2); Neddy PM (Jack & Freddy/Neddy 3)
- Cocktail Ending: Beef Goulash
+ Balls; Soup or broth
+ Mental health; World sport: bushwallyta; Spaghetti; Aromusician
+ Countdown to Hell; The new cause (Jack & Freddy/Neddy 2); Neddy PM (Jack & Freddy/Neddy 3)
+ Cocktail ending: Beef Goulash
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- Magazine Leaflets; My Dear Boy; Joke Shop
- Horrormen; Tahitian Kitchen; My Favourite Pants
- Devil's Music (The Bishop and the Warlord); ‘Flying a Light Aircraft with…’
- Cocktail Ending: Berliner Credit Sequence
+ Magazine Leaflets; My dear boy; Joke shop
+ Horrormen; Tahitian kitchen; My favourite pants
+ Devil's music (The Bishop & the Warlord); ‘Flying a Light Aircraft with…’
+ Cocktail ending: Berliner Credit Sequence
- Jane's Poem; Smell; All We Gotta Do (song); Channel Changer
- Wonderful Life; Cocktail Ending: Golden Meteorite
-3 With Fiona Gillies and Kevin McNally
- Dog Hamper; Hugh's Bandage; Child Abuse
- Guests Introduction; Going for Gold; I'm in Love with Steffi Graf (song)
- Lovers' Helper; Fascion
- Avenger; Operational Criteria; Cocktail Ending: Long, Confident Suck
-4 With Imelda Staunton and Clive Mantle
- Vox Pops; Guests Introduction
+ Jane's poem; Smell; All We Gotta Do (song); Channel changer
+ Wonderful Life; Cocktail ending: Golden Meteorite
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+3 With Fiona Gillies and Kevin McNally
+ Dog hamper; Hugh's bandage; Child abuse
+ Guests introduction; Going for Gold; I'm in Love with Steffi Graf (song)
+ Lovers' helper; Fascion
+ Avenger; Operational criteria; Cocktail ending: Long, Confident Suck
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+4 With Imelda Staunton and Clive Mantle
+ Vox pops; Guests introduction
- Making Tea; For Some Reason Angry
- Don't Be Dirty; Cocktail Ending: South Seas Vulvic Wart
-5 With Caroline Quentin and Patrick Barlow
- Good Evening; Guests Introduction; Football School
- Models (Mr Dalliard 2); Hugh Interviewing Guests
- The Polite Rap (song); Head Gardener
- Flowers for Wendy (Gelliant Gutfright 2); Cocktail Ending: A Quick One With You, Stephen
-2 With Phyllida Law and Stephen Moore
- Oprah Winfrey; Guests Introduction
+ Making tea; For some reason angry
+ Don't Be Dirty; Cocktail ending: South Seas Vulvic Wart
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+5 With Caroline Quentin and Patrick Barlow
+ Good evening; Guests introduction; Football school
+ Models (Mr Dalliard 2); Hugh interviewing guests
+ The Polite Rap (song); Head gardener
+ Flowers for Wendy (Gelliant Gutfright 2); Cocktail ending: A Quick One With You, Stephen
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+2 With Phyllida Law and Stephen Moore
+ Oprah Winfrey; Guests introduction
- Red and Shiny; Pooch
- Disgusting; Wasps; Cocktail Ending: Swinging Ballsack
-3 (no guests)
- Stolen Money; Young Tory of the Year
- Variety; Gossiping Heads
- Death Threat; What I Mind (Misunderstood) (song); Honda
- The Duke of Northampton; Cocktail Ending: Silver Prostate
-4 With Janine Duvitski and Robert Daws
- Guests Introduction; Religianto
+ Red and shiny; Pooch
+ Disgusting; Wasps; Cocktail ending: Swinging Ballsack
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+3 (no guests)
+ Stolen money; Young Tory of the Year
+ Variety; Gossiping heads
+ Death threat; What I Mind (Misunderstood) (song); Honda
+ The Duke of Northampton; Cocktail ending: Silver Prostate
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+4 With Janine Duvitski and Robert Daws
+ Guests introduction; Religianto
- Sophisticated Song (song); Fast Monologue; Telephone Alert
- Truancy; Cocktail Ending: A Modern Britain
+ Sophisticated Song (song); Fast monologue; Telephone alert
+ Truancy; Cocktail ending: A Modern Britain