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!title A Bit of Fry & Laurie
!dvddir F/A Bit of Fry & Laurie
!explen 29:30

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!season 1
!epno 0

3,l=36:00 Pilot
	Customs camera; Holiday photographs; Problems around the eye area; The privatisation of the police force
	Critics; Deodorant; ‘How Lovely I Was’; Soup/suit
	Mystery (song); You can't make an omelette (Gordon & Stuart 1); The word ‘gay’; Toy car showroom
	Tales of war; Australian soap opera

4
	Parent power
	Hugh's poem; Young people; SAS
	The West Indies: A Nation of Cricketers; Spoonbending with Mr Nude
	Censored; Haircut

5
	Information; Sound name (Derek Nippl-e); Language conversation 
	America (song); Chatshow
	Spies 1; Beggar; Hand exercise
	Troubleshooters (Dammit 0)

6
	Hugh's Brain; Gordon and Stuart eat greek (Gordon & Stuart 2)
	Costume design; Doctor Tobacco
	Open University; Spies 2
	Special Squad

7
	Trouser-competition introduction; Prize poem
	Awful smell (Stole my sketch 1); Madness
	Antique shop (Stole my sketch 2); Spies 3; Light metal (The Bishop & the Warlord) (song)
	Bank loan; Nipples; Inspector Venice (Stole my sketch 3); Tomorrow's World

8
	Lavatories; Critics 2; Judge not
	Critics 4; Ignored teacher
	That's it (Silhouettes 1); Hugh's favourite sketch; Critics (heavily edited mixture between Critics 2)
	The ‘Burt’; Christening; Swiss comedy (Heidi and Johann smell just right)

9
	Marjorie's fall; Puppy appeal; Leave it out (Silhouettes 2)
	Girlfriend's breasts; Spies 4
	Violence; Chicken
	Cocoa; Tony of Plymouth (sword fight)

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!season 2

3
	Time Where Did You Go (introduction/dancercises); Flushed grollings
	Dammit 1; Fast talker; Grandfather's things
	Psychiatrist; Commentators
	Spies/Pulse (Spies 5); ‘Michael Jackson’ performing ‘Move It on Out Girl’

4
	Tideymans Carpets introduction/The spillage that wasn't (Tideymans)
	Spies/pigeons (Spies 6); Trick or treat (Tideymans); Play It Again, Sam
	Major Donaldson; Dammit 2 (Tideymans)
	‘Improvised’ sketch/first lines (Tideymans)

5
	Swearing; Witness; Over to you
	Jewellery; Hugh's girlfriends
	Mystery objects; Society; Dammit 4
	Bottom fondling

6
	‘Big’ introduction; Dinner with Digby
	Returning suits; Hard man's record (Alan 1); Small talk
	Dammit lavatories (Dammit 5); The Robert Robinsons; Spies/telescope (Spies 7)
	Stephen and Hugh become Big/‘A Bit of Little & Large’

7
	MBE introduction; This is Dominic Appleguard; Rhodes Boysons
	Amputated genitals
	The Cause (Jack & Freddy/Neddy 1, Gordon & Stuart 3)
	The Cause (cont.); Where Eagles Dare

8
	Satire/tribute (‘Where Is the Lid?’ song)
	Yellow pages; Beauty and ideas (Language Conversation 2); Anarchy
	Dammit Church (Dammit 5); First kiss; ‘Borrowing a Fiver off…’
	Spies/firing (Spies 8); ‘Introducing My Grandfather to…’; A vision of Britain; Wrong directions (after credits)

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!season 3

2
	A word, Timothy; Very upset; Love Me Tender (song) (serenading Nicholas Parsons); Milk pot
	The Department (Alan 2)
	Stephen's song (song); Psychiatrists
	Cocktail ending: Whisky Thunder

3
	Condom quickie; Embassy; Ampersands
	Duel; There Ain't But One Way (Kickin' Ass) Song (song); Petrol attendants
	Jobs; European deal
	Cocktail ending: A Slow Snog with a Distant Relative

4
	We haven't met; Names
	The Other Department (Alan 3); Hey Jude (song); The day I forgot my legs
	Firing; Question of Sport; Balloon-o!; Shoe shop (Mr Dalliard 1)
	Cocktail ending: Everything in the Till and No Sudden Moves

5
	Get well card; ‘Photocopying My Genitals with…’
	My ass; My ass critique; News report; Patriotism
	AA; Marmalade; Too Long, Johnny (song); The Red Hat of Patferrick (Gelliant Gutfright 1)
	Cocktail ending: A Mug of Horlick's

6
	Balls; Soup or broth
	Mental health; World sport: bushwallyta; Spaghetti; Aromusician
	Countdown to Hell; The new cause (Jack & Freddy/Neddy 2); Neddy PM (Jack & Freddy/Neddy 3)
	Cocktail ending: Beef Goulash

7
	Magazine Leaflets; My dear boy; Joke shop
	Horrormen; Tahitian kitchen; My favourite pants
	Devil's music (The Bishop & the Warlord); ‘Flying a Light Aircraft with…’
	Cocktail ending: Berliner Credit Sequence

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!season 4

2	With John Bird and Jane Booker
	Grey and hopeless; Guests introduction
	Blame; Charter
	Jane's poem; Smell; All We Gotta Do (song); Channel changer
	Wonderful Life; Cocktail ending: Golden Meteorite

3	With Fiona Gillies and Kevin McNally
	Dog hamper; Hugh's bandage; Child abuse
	Guests introduction; Going for Gold; I'm in Love with Steffi Graf (song)
	Lovers' helper; Fascion
	Avenger; Operational criteria; Cocktail ending: Long, Confident Suck

4	With Imelda Staunton and Clive Mantle
	Vox pops; Guests introduction
	Barman; Interruptus; Little Girl (song)
	Making tea; For some reason angry
	Don't Be Dirty; Cocktail ending: South Seas Vulvic Wart

5	With Caroline Quentin and Patrick Barlow
	Good evening; Guests introduction; Football school
	Models (Mr Dalliard 2); Hugh interviewing guests
	The Polite Rap (song); Head gardener
	Flowers for Wendy (Gelliant Gutfright 2); Cocktail ending: A Quick One With You, Stephen

2	With Phyllida Law and Stephen Moore
	Oprah Winfrey; Guests introduction
	Grand Prix; Tribunal
	Red and shiny; Pooch
	Disgusting; Wasps; Cocktail ending: Swinging Ballsack

3	(no guests)
	Stolen money; Young Tory of the Year
	Variety; Gossiping heads
	Death threat; What I Mind (Misunderstood) (song); Honda
	The Duke of Northampton; Cocktail ending: Silver Prostate

4	With Janine Duvitski and Robert Daws
	Guests introduction; Religianto
	Consent
	Sophisticated Song (song); Fast monologue; Telephone alert
	Truancy; Cocktail ending: A Modern Britain