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!vdir - F/A Bit of Fry and Laurie

!season 1
!epno 0
3 Pilot
	Customs Camera; Holiday Photographs; Problems Around the Eye Area; The Privatisation of the Police Force
	Critics; Deodorant; ‘How Lovely I Was’; Soup/Suit
	Mystery (song); You Can't Make an Omelette (Gordon & Stuart 1); The Word ‘Gay’; Toy Car Showroom
	Tales of War; Australian Soap Opera
4
	Parent Power
	Hugh's Poem; Young People; SAS
	The West Indies: A Nation of Cricketers; Spoonbending with Mr Nude
	Censored; Haircut
5
	Information; Sound Name (Derek Nippl-e); Language Conversation 
	America (song); Chatshow
	Spies One; Beggar; Hand Exercise
	Troubleshooters (Dammit 0)
6
	Hugh's Brain; Gordon and Stuart Eat Greek (Gordon & Stuart 2)
	Costume Design; Doctor Tobacco
	Open University; Spies Two
	Special Squad
7
	Trouser-Competition Introduction; Prize Poem
	Awful Smell (Stole My Sketch 1); Madness
	Antique Shop (Stole My Sketch 2); Spies Three; Light Metal (The Bishop & The Warlord) (song)
	Bank Loan; Nipples; Inspector Venice (Stole My Sketch 3); Tomorrow's World
8
	Lavatories; Critics One; Judge Not
	Critics Four; Ignored Teacher
	That's It (Silhouettes 1); Hugh's Favourite Sketch; Critics (heavily edited mixture between Critics Two)
	The ‘Burt’; Christening; Swiss Comedy (Heidi and Johann Smell Just Right)
9
	Marjorie's Fall; Puppy Appeal; Leave It Out (Silhouettes 2)
	Girlfriend's Breasts; Spies Four
	Violence; Chicken
	Cocoa; Tony of Plymouth (Sword Fight)

!season 2
; language converstion (Continued in Series Two's "Beauty and Ideas")

3
	Time Where Did You Go (Introduction/Dancercises); Flushed Grollings
	Dammit 1; Fast Talker; Grandfather's Things
	Psychiatrist; Commentators
	Spies/Pulse (Spies 5); ‘Michael Jackson’ performing ‘Move It on Out Girl’
4
	Tideymans Carpets Introduction/The Spillage That Wasn't (Tideymans)
	Spies/Pigeons (Spies 6); Trick or Treat (Tideymans); Play It Again, Sam
	Major Donaldson; Dammit 2 (Tideymans)
	‘Improvised’ Sketch/First Lines (Tideymans)
5
	Swearing; Witness; Over to You
	Jewellry; Hugh's Girlfriends
	Mystery Objects; Society; Dammit 4
	Bottom Fondling
6
	‘Big’ Introduction; Dinner with Digby
	Returning Suits; Hard Man's Record (Alan 1); Small Talk
	Dammit Lavatories (Dammit 5); The Robert Robinsons; Spies/Telescope (Spies 7)
	Stephen and Hugh Become Big/‘A Bit of Little & Large’
7
	MBE Introduction; This Is Dominic Appleguard; Rhodes Boysons
	Amputated Genitals
	The Cause (Jack & Freddy/Neddy 1, Gordon & Stuart 3)
	The Cause (cont.); Where Eagles Dare
8
	Satire/Tribute (‘Where Is the Lid?’ song)
	Yellow Pages; Beauty and Ideas (Language Conversation 2); Anarchy
	Dammit Church (Dammit 5); First Kiss; ‘Borrowing a Fiver off…’
	Spies/Firing (Spies 8); ‘Introducing My Grandfather to…’; A Vision of Britain; Wrong Directions (after credits)

!season 3
2
	A Word, Timothy; Very Upset; Love Me Tender (song) (serenading Nicholas Parsons); Milk Pot
	The Department (Alan 2)
	Stephen's Song (song); Psychiatrists
	Cocktail Ending: Whisky Thunder
3
	Condom Quickie; Embassy; Ampersands
	Duel; There Ain't But One Way (Kickin' Ass) Song (song); Petrol Attendants
	Jobs; European Deal
	Cocktail Ending: A Slow Snog with a Distant Relative
4
	We Haven't Met; Names
	The Other Department (Alan 3); Hey Jude (song); The Day I Forgot My Legs
	Firing; Question of Sport; Balloon-o!; Shoe Shop (Mr Dalliard 1)
	Cocktail Ending: Everything in the Till and No Sudden Moves
5
	Get Well Card; ‘Photocopying My Genitals with…’
	My Ass; My Ass Critique; News Report; Patriotism
	AA; Marmalade; Too Long, Johnny (song); The Red Hat of Patferrick (Gelliant Gutfright 1)
	Cocktail Ending: A Mug of Horlicks
6
	Balls; Soup or Broth
	Mental Health; World Sport: Bushwallyta; Spaghetti; Aromusician
	Countdown to Hell; The New Cause (Jack & Freddy/Neddy 2); Neddy PM (Jack & Freddy/Neddy 3)
	Cocktail Ending: Beef Goulash
7
	Magazine Leaflets; My Dear Boy; Joke Shop
	Horrormen; Tahitian Kitchen; My Favourite Pants
	Devil's Music (The Bishop and the Warlord); ‘Flying a Light Aircraft with…’
	Cocktail Ending: Berliner Credit Sequence

!season 4
2 With John Bird and Jane Booker
	Grey and Hopeless; Guests Introduction
	Blame; Charter
	Jane's Poem; Smell; All We Gotta Do (song); Channel Changer
	Wonderful Life; Cocktail Ending: Golden Meteorite
3 With Fiona Gillies and Kevin McNally
	Dog Hamper; Hugh's Bandage; Child Abuse
	Guests Introduction; Going for Gold; I'm in Love with Steffi Graf (song)
	Lovers' Helper; Fascion
	Avenger; Operational Criteria; Cocktail Ending: Long, Confident Suck
4 With Imelda Staunton and Clive Mantle
	Vox Pops; Guests Introduction
	Barman; Interruptus; Little Girl (song)
	Making Tea; For Some Reason Angry
	Don't Be Dirty; Cocktail Ending: South Seas Vulvic Wart
5 With Caroline Quentin and Patrick Barlow
	Good Evening; Guests Introduction; Football School
	Models (Mr Dalliard 2); Hugh Interviewing Guests
	The Polite Rap (song); Head Gardener
	Flowers for Wendy (Gelliant Gutfright 2); Cocktail Ending: A Quick One With You, Stephen
2 With Phyllida Law and Stephen Moore
	Oprah Winfrey; Guests Introduction
	Grand Prix; Tribunal
	Red and Shiny; Pooch
	Disgusting; Wasps; Cocktail Ending: Swinging Ballsack
3 (no guests)
	Stolen Money; Young Tory of the Year
	Variety; Gossiping Heads
	Death Threat; What I Mind (Misunderstood) (song); Honda
	The Duke of Northampton; Cocktail Ending: Silver Prostate
4 With Janine Duvitski and Robert Daws
	Guests Introduction; Religianto
	Consent
	Sophisticated Song (song); Fast Monologue; Telephone Alert
	Truancy; Cocktail Ending: A Modern Britain