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+/* -*-c-*-
+ *
+ * Daft story for use in test encryptions
+ *
+ * (c) 1999 Straylight/Edgeware
+ */
+
+/*----- Licensing notice --------------------------------------------------*
+ *
+ * This file is part of Catacomb.
+ *
+ * Catacomb is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
+ * it under the terms of the GNU Library General Public License as
+ * published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 2 of the
+ * License, or (at your option) any later version.
+ *
+ * Catacomb is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+ * but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+ * MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
+ * GNU Library General Public License for more details.
+ *
+ * You should have received a copy of the GNU Library General Public
+ * License along with Catacomb; if not, write to the Free
+ * Software Foundation, Inc., 59 Temple Place - Suite 330, Boston,
+ * MA 02111-1307, USA.
+ */
+
+#ifndef CATACOMB_DAFTSTORY_H
+#define CATACOMB_DAFTSTORY_H
+
+#ifdef __cplusplus
+ extern "C" {
+#endif
+
+/*----- Macros ------------------------------------------------------------*/
+
+/* --- Don't ask --- */
+
+#ifdef SMALL_TEST
+# define TEXT "A small piece of text for testing encryption."
+#else
+# define STORY "\
+Once upon a time there were a beautiful princess, a slightly nutty wizard,\n\
+and a watermelon. Now, the watermelon had decided that it probably wasn't\n\
+going to get very far with the princess unless it did something pretty\n\
+drastic. So it asked the wizard to turn it into a handsome prince.\n\
+\n\
+At least, this is the way that the wizard viewed the situation. He might\n\
+have just hallucinated it all; those mushrooms had looked ever so nice.\n\
+\n\
+Back to the point. The watermelon had expressed its desire not to be a\n\
+watermelon any more. And the wizard was probably tripping something quite\n\
+powerful. He hunted around a bit for his staff, and mumbled something\n\
+that film directors would think of as sounding appropriately arcane and\n\
+mystical (but was, in fact, just the ingredients list for an ancient\n\
+remedy for athlete's foot) and *pop*. Cooked watermelon. Yuk.\n\
+\n\
+Later in the year, the princess tripped over the hem of her dress, fell\n\
+down a spiral staircase, and died. The king ordered dressmakers to attach\n\
+safety warnings to long dresses.\n\
+\n\
+And the wizard? Who cares?\n\
+"
+# define TEXT STORY STORY
+#endif
+
+#define KEY "Penguins rule OK, rhubarb cauliflower"
+#define IV "EdgewareCatacomb, parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme"
+
+/*----- That's all, folks -------------------------------------------------*/
+
+#ifdef __cplusplus
+ }
+#endif
+
+#endif